"There'll be a lot of downtime after the zombie apocalypse, so get reading. This is a hardback edition, good for clobbering the undead with should the need arise."
"The best zombie movie; lots of good tips in here for disposing of zombies. Assuming, of course, that there's still electricity to power DVD players after the zombie apocalypse."
"You need to dismember zombies after the zombie apocalypse; an axe is perfect. Customers also bought I Am Legend and Shaun Of The Dead DVDs, because THEY KNOW THIS."
"The Zombies were an awesome band, and this is a classic album; it will take your mind off the hellishness of life after the zombie apocalypse, assuming you can play it anywhere."