Quality of Life Enhancement Device list

The list author says:
	"Have all your appliances plugged in at the same time. Cheap and cheerful; be sure to check out the ones with phone and modem protection etc as well as surge protection."

The list author says:
	"Never again be scalded trying to drain pasta with the pan lid. A sieve is a good substitute and will do a much better job of draining rice."

The list author says:
	"Makes your dustpan and brush redundant. Cleansh up shpilt drinksh too."

The list author says:
	"Your coats, keys, bags and stuff stay just where you left them. Tidy!"

The list author says:
	"If you can't find them you can't channel hop with them. Alternatively, why don't you just switch off the television set and go out and do something less boring instead?"

The list author says:
	"Use your head by using your feet to keep both hands free to feed the bin."

The list author says:
	"One for coloureds and one for whites. Keep your significant other happy."

The list author says:
	"The right strength, never stewed and at least three mugs worth. Perfect."

The list author says:
	"Do you teeter on a rickety chair when changing light bulbs? Not any more. Careful now."

The list author says:
	"Keep one of these in the boot of your old banger for when the battery fails or the tyres need inflating. In the dark. I speak from experience."

The list author says:
	"Phone, PDA, RDS FM radio, stills camera, video camera, MP3 player, web browser, games console, etc. Blimey! Talk about multi-function."

The list author says:
	"From the creator of the Quality of Life Enhancement Device concept."

The list author says:
	"Another offering from the creator of the Quality of Life Enhancement Device concept."

The list author says:
	"Percussion by Validator Tim Pattison."

The list author says:
	"Percussion by Mr Pattison on this, too."

The list author says:
	"And on this."

The list author says:
	"Wonderful music from one of Hibbett's Validators, I believe, and Artists Against Success anti-label stable mate."

The list author says:
	"More goodness from Artists Against Success."

The list author says:
	"Another great Artists Against Success (AAS) release."

The list author says:
	"You lucky people! More fabulous AAS music."

The list author says:
	"Yet more smashing tunes from the AAS catalogue."

The list author says:
	"And something on which to listen to them. This one has a DAB radio, which is nice."

The list author says:
	"You might also hear Hibbett's occasional BBC 6music live appearances on this. Another QOLED, by the way."