Contrary to Leonard Maltin, who is, after all, in his late 40's, and very unlikely to have ever actually had sex, my friends and I found Pyrates to be a wonderfully funny tounge-in-cheek tale of a relationship so hot it burns... literally. The pair, one a concert cellist, the other a photography student, meet at a rave, fall in lust and burn the city down with their romance. You see, their sex causes combustion. It's quirky, it's absurd, it's fun! The story goes on to explore all the stages of the relationship - obssessive love, feeling trapped, ennui, break-up, getting back together - interspersed with commentary from the Greek chorus of her 14 year old student, and his 30ish womanizing roommate. Toss in the recurring theme of their attempts to solve their firey tendencies, and it becomes a movie that inspires laughter at the recognition of feelings experienced, situations known, and people that you'll be familiar with. People between the ages of 25 and 35 will be most likely to enjoy it. Lighten up, Leonard!