From back cover :
A special safety warning to all readers of this product.
1. Consumers of this collection of current - event - based comedy are warned that if they paid for it with cash (coins, notes, etc) they should wash their hands with bactericidal cream before reading it, to avoid the spread of viruses and bacteria.
2. Consumers are advised to read the assembled topical jokes in a sitting position (chair, sofa, etc) to avoid unnecessary physical strain. This is particularly advisable for the elderly, pregnant women, babies and those with cardiac or respiratory problems.
3. Consumers reading the selection of spoofs, cartoons and photo - bubbles in transit (train, bus, car, ship, etc) are advised to carry a bottle of water with them at all times, in case the act of reading the product leads to dehydration (shortage of water or other equivalent fluids, e.g not including alcohol, coffee, tea or other stimulants.)