I'll show you mine if ... Private Dicks is a collection of interviews, shorts, cartoons and ephemera about weenies, willies, trouser trouts, winkie-wankie-woos and flaming love swords - that fascinating appendage dangling between the legs of men that throughout history has caused much flap. So to speak. This documentary is so into dick overload that before it ends, any hard and fast thoughts of Mr. Happy might make you a wee bit bored. Hopefully, this condition will pass. Men spend a great deal of time thinking about their - and other men's - penises, and the gay, straight and transgendered men interviewed here, singularly and in groups, let it all hang out, discussing life, love, size, puberty, erections, masturbation, ejaculations, procreation, infection, impotence, circumcision and just about every wang-related subject. This isn't porno, but a special made for HBO: Viewers do witness a few awesome tools (think baby's arm holding an apple) as well as a Princess Tiny Meat who refuses to show his shortcomings. There's a cocksure positive cheerfulness about the show that is endearing, and, clocking in at 55 minutes, it's neither too short nor too long, but just the right size.
