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Princess Miri's Memoirs: Exclusive [Kindle Edition]

Princess Miri , Cerys du Lys , Allysin , Thump , Not Fleur

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Book Description

"This book is the best." ~Review from Someone Important Whose Opinion Matters (Not Allysin or Fleur)

"Yah! Thump buy Miri book." ~Review from Thump

"Miri, no one's going to buy this stupid book." ~Review from Allysin

"Shut up, Allysin." ~Review from Miri

(A Princess Miri exclusive sneak peek inside look at the life of the most amazing and wonderful person in the entire world's autobiography)

#1 bestseller on the Princess Miri bestsellers list (the only bestsellers list that matters) for 42 consecutive weeks.

This autobiography is the best book ever written and contains an exclusive sneak peek inside look into Princess Miri's life. If that isn't reason enough for you to want to buy it, I don't know what is, but inside you can also find out about:

What Miri thinks about the color teal, in specific reference to women's lingerie?

Just how wonderful is Princess Miri? Really? And, can someone truly be that wondrous? What is her secret?

Racy pin-up photos of Princess Miri herself!

(Allysin, edit that out! Remove it! I'm not including racy pin-up photos of myself!)

(Why not? You included that stupid part you wrote about me and Thump.)

(That's different! That's... people want to read about the steamy side of my life, but that's private, so they can read about yours, instead. I'll let you be co-author. I had them put your name on the cover and everything)

(In the tiniest font ever!)


(Whatever...)

In addition to all of these exclusive stories about Princess Miri herself, this autobiography also includes:

A free membership to the Princess Miri fan club.

Five sentences about Fleur that Allysin says we can't tell anyone about because it's considered indecency or something (I think Allysin is crazy. Fleur's dumb).

Act now and buy your copy before it's too late! (Too late for what? What are you talking about, Miri?) (Shut up, Allysin! It's a thing people do! It's a call to action!)

NOTE TO BOOK SELLERS: Please put this book in the "Books > Princess Miri" category. In the event that this category doesn't exist in your store, please put this book in every category until you make a Princess Miri category.

(Miri, no one's going to do that)

(Shut up, Allysin!)

(This exclusive sneak peek autobiography about the greatest princess's wondrousness and awe-inspiring inspirationalism is ~7,500 words in length)


Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 2074 KB
  • Print Length: 35 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: The Castle ~ Princess Miri Publishing Incorporated LLC Enterprises United ~ The Best (1 Nov. 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00GE0L64Y
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #668,648 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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More About the Author

Cerys lives in New Hampshire in the New England area of the United States. She spends her days writing, reading, learning, and working. Some of her most favorite activities involve understanding and learning about the human psychology.

She enjoys pondering sexuality and human response to it. Most of her writing delves into this in some way, exploring reactions and relationships between different people. While she enjoys writing erotica, her goal is to also keep a certain literary appeal to the writing instead of something purely pornographic.

She prefers fantasy settings, with magic, monsters, intrigue, and epic adventures. Her secret kinks include blackmail/coercion, reluctance/dubious consent, and prostitution. She loves writing about all of these things, though very strongly acknowledges they are simply exciting fantasies and nothing more.

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Amazon.com: 3.5 out of 5 stars  2 reviews
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars For all fans of Princess Miri! 6 Nov. 2013
By Shauna - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I loved hearing Miri describing Thump and Alysin having sex, it was very hot, I could hear it in my own voice. Other than that, a very cute story and a must have for any fan of Cerys du Lys' Princess Miri series.
6 of 9 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars I think I'm too old to understand or enjoy this story. 3 Nov. 2013
By Feehan5 - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I gave it 2 stars instead of 1 because I think i am too old to "get" it. I did not finish this, I COULD NOT FINISH THIS. It seems to be some silly tween story written by a middle schooler who thinks she knows everything. Maybe this is a creative writing assignment for a 7th grader? No historical aspects, language is current day tween and seems to be aimed at a lower reading level.

It is possible someone younger would like this and find it witty. I did not. If you are grown up looking for a historical romance, this book would rate negative 5 stars and should not be allowed on amazon. It should be removed from the historical romance category. If you are looking for a short story that seems made up on the spur of the moment that has nothing to do with historical romance and more about well...I have no idea what it is about, then go for it.

Edited to add: I looked at this author's other books. Seems she writes monster erotica. I did not read this far enough to find that, the tone was too juvenile. Perhaps that should be in the books description, so readers know what they are buying? The description for this book is bizarre, gives no solid information.
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