Pretend Classical Music for Fools

A Listmania! list by Steve "madasamoose"
 
Echoes: The Einaudi Collection
1.  Echoes: The Einaudi Collection by Ludovico Einaudi
The list author says:
  "Mush with no musical content as such. For cretins."
£7.49   Used & New from: £6.22
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Einaudi: Le Onde
2.  Einaudi: Le Onde by Ludovico Einaudi
The list author says:
  "Truly, this is the sound of death"
£6.99   Used & New from: £3.54
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (23 customer reviews)

Einaudi: Una Mattina
3.  Einaudi: Una Mattina by Ludovico Einaudi
The list author says:
  "You are not sophisticated. You are not clever. This is pan-pipe music for piano. Back to the music shop!"
£7.89   Used & New from: £6.62
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (20 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Charlotte Church - Voice of an Angel
4.  Charlotte Church - Voice of an Angel by Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber
The list author says:
  "Voice of a strangled beaver more like."
£11.99   Used & New from: £0.01
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Prelude - The Best of Charlotte Church
5.  Prelude - The Best of Charlotte Church by Charlotte Church
The list author says:
  "Yes, she's gorgeous. No, its not music. Its muzak. Do not buy unless you own a lift."
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Bocelli
6.  Bocelli by Andrea Bocelli
The list author says:
  "Cliff Richard with a beard."
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Smooth Classics - Do Not Disturb
7.  Smooth Classics - Do Not Disturb by Antonio Vivaldi
The list author says:
  "Relax. You are never, never, going to have any musical taste."
Used & New from: £3.96
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)

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Remixed
8.  Remixed by Bond
The list author says:
  "Nice to look at. Disturbing to listen to."
£18.24   Used & New from: £6.59
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

Atlanta/Time (+ DVD) [Australian Import]
9.  Atlanta/Time (+ DVD) [Australian Import] by Bond
The list author says:
  "Yes, I fancy Bond! All of them! I'm only human! Just please don't make me listen to them!"
Used & New from: £13.62

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Vegetarians of Love
10.  Vegetarians of Love by Bob Geldof
The list author says:
  "Not classical or pseudo-classical, just very, very annoying."
£28.24   Used & New from: £0.95
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

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