So I gave these fabric foot-protectors to a lady friend of mine, yeah? She loved them, I mean she wouldn't take them off, mate! Kept running around on those - uh - legs and landing from impossible heights that would render the average human a mushy puddle of sick... Good times! In fact I was fairly certain that they had fused to her skin at one point or another - until she took them off, of course.
One slight problem: can't wear them, myself. It says "one size fits all", but they're just too big for me, mate. Can't even figure out how to put 'em on. 'Course, she may have... stretched them a bit? I've been told she's a bit on the "wide" side (I wouldn't know, I'm not the sort to judge the appropriate - uh - sizes of the lady-friends who have been in my company), but I think the "one size fits all" promise should probably be changed to "one size sort-of fits all"? Or "One size fits human females well, but maybe not anyone else who's interested"? Might want to look into that.