So you've been dumped... your heart is aching and you constantly want to cry if you mention the D.D.D...Danny word, that's pretty bad but when your mum falls in love with the last person on the earth you'd want her to be with, can life get any worse? Well for Jade it can and it sure does! Spoilt brats are surely going to ruin her life, and there's no way she's ever gonna share her mum with anyone...ITS HER MUM, NOBODY ELSES! So what can she do about it? Well read on and with humour you will find out what level Jade can drop to, to make sure her mum is hers and hers only... will it work out as Jade plans it?From the up and coming new author, the third book in the Porkie Pies series provides laugh out loud moments that shows how friendship can come in the strangest of places!