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John Donoghue
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Product details

  • Paperback: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Matador (1 Aug 2011)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 1848766858
  • ISBN-13: 978-1848766853
  • Product Dimensions: 21.6 x 14 x 1.7 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (146 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 2,490 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Ever wondered what really happens behind the scenes in the police? What bizarre 999 calls are made to the emergency services? Why can wearing two pairs of socks make you a suspect? What is the link between police and vampires? Which Royal arrest never made news headlines? What covert sign do officers make when they no longer wish to talk to you? After successful careers in both the military and business, John Donoghue realised that the higher you get in any organisation, the less fun you have. So, after handing back his expense account and company car, he joined the police in search of excitement and thrills... and discovered some surprising answers to these puzzling questions. PC John Donoghue reveals all in his fascinating and hilarious true account of a year in the life of a front line response officer. Names and places have been changed to protect the guilty... but if you call the police, maybe, just maybe, it could be Police Constable John Donoghue turning up at your door. This book will appeal to anyone interested in crime and police, as well as fans of autobiographies and humour.

About the Author

John Donoghue served as a commissioned officer in both the Royal Navy and British Army before a successful career as a consultant, advising on some of the country's highest security sites. In search of new adventure, John then joined the police where he is currently a serving officer.

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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
This book is a real classic. It's funny, addictive and insightful. The stories will make you laugh out loud and you will spend most of your time trying to read segments of the narrative to your nearest and dearest as it's too good not to pass on. A great book for anyone - you don't need to be intrigued by the workings of the police to love reading it but, if you are, there is plenty of juicy detail which is presented in an enjoyable and easy to read way. The wittiest yarn I have read for a very, very long time.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
By Ado
Format:Paperback
I read this book in two sittings - a train journey from Newcastle to London and back. On the return journey,I was afflicted by uncontrollable snorting due to some very very funny writing. Apart from the humour, I also really enjoyed the historical facts, for example the origins of phrases such as 'saved by the bell' which was fascinating (if it's true!) A fun read.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
A really good read! 30 Jun 2011
Format:Paperback
Having enjoyed John's first book, I bought "Police Crime and 999" and I was not disappointed. In fact this second book is even better, and a really good read. The stories are great, and all the better for being true. This is a book that you can read in short sections, making it ideal for commuter trips (as long as you are not embarrassed if you laugh out loud on a crowded bus or train!), or you can read it in one sitting if you have the luxury of that much time. A fun insight into modern policing in Britain.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
Brilliant!
A lot of positive reviews about this book and I would echo every one. As a police officer it was easy to identify with the jobs and personalities set down in this book. Read more
Published 2 days ago by @steve_557
Hysterical!!!
This is the funniest book I've read in AGES! I so didn't want it to end. I was CRYING with laughter numerous times throughout it. Brilliant!! :0) x
Published 3 days ago by TraceyBee
Funny? Undoubtedly, but there is much more to this than mere humour.
Having read many of the 5 star reviews for John's book I was prepared to laugh but what caught me unaware was the simple humanity of this serving, operational police officer. Read more
Published 4 days ago by Ms. Annabel Davis
Buy it. You won't regret it. Best read in years.
Right now. .....Need to compose myself after what is a wicked roller coaster of laughter read. John has a great way of telling a story, from the fairly normal, through the... Read more
Published 5 days ago by Caroline
First class, outstanding book.
I write this review as a serving officer myself with over 20 years on the front line.

This book a true and accurate reflection of the lives of men and women serving on... Read more
Published 5 days ago by Steve
Real life, real experiences, real funny
This book's full of anecdotes in my favourite theme of 'real life'. Not only were the stories funny but I was able to relate to so many of the 'asides' and observations. Read more
Published 5 days ago by Debb
Funny Funny Funny....
Can't remember the last time I laughed out loud whilst reading a book! Brilliantly funny, have recommended this already & I've not finished it yet. Buy it!! Read more
Published 6 days ago by lucyh
Best exercise book ever !
Forget those work out books to get that washboard flat stomach. This book provides so many belly laughs it works those muscles like no other !
Published 6 days ago by WelshWallace
Hahahahahahaha!
Dear Mr Donoghue,
I would like to make a complaint about your book. It ended! Absolutely brilliant stuff, I tried to read slowly so I could spend more time reading it but it... Read more
Published 6 days ago by Speed Reader
Police, Crime & 999
This book is hillarious! A great read for travelling, or as a gift. The anecdotes are written in a very clever and discriptive way. Read more
Published 7 days ago by Yvonne Hume
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