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Police, Crime & 999: The True Story of a Front Line Officer [Paperback]

John Donoghue
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Book Description

1 Aug 2011
Ever wondered what really happens behind the scenes in the police? What bizarre 999 calls are made to the emergency services? Why can wearing two pairs of socks make you a suspect? What is the link between police and vampires? Which Royal arrest never made news headlines? What covert sign do officers make when they no longer wish to talk to you? After successful careers in both the military and business, John Donoghue realised that the higher you get in any organisation, the less fun you have. So, after handing back his expense account and company car, he joined the police in search of excitement and thrills... and discovered some surprising answers to these puzzling questions. PC John Donoghue reveals all in his fascinating and hilarious true account of a year in the life of a front line response officer. Names and places have been changed to protect the guilty... but if you call the police, maybe, just maybe, it could be Police Constable John Donoghue turning up at your door. This book will appeal to anyone interested in crime and police, as well as fans of autobiographies and humour.

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  • Paperback: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Matador (1 Aug 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1848766858
  • ISBN-13: 978-1848766853
  • Product Dimensions: 13.8 x 1.7 x 21.6 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (277 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 14,356 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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John Donoghue served as a commissioned officer in both the Royal Navy and British Army before a successful career as a consultant, advising on some of the country's highest security sites. In search of new adventure, John then joined the police where he is currently a serving officer.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars One Cop read by another retired Cop 25 May 2013
By Mr Ed
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I have read this book, and I can relate to every episode in the book. I have experienced the same as the Author John Donoghue. Its worth every penny, the best laugh that I have had in ages. It sums up the general public in every aspect, and every unusual situations that the Police come across in their daily workplace. Well done, can not wait for his next book.
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19 of 21 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant LOL stuff 28 Jan 2012
Format:Paperback
I purchased this book after it was recommended to me.
It arrived yest and all I can say is thank god it arrived on a Friday as work could have got in the way. If you are looking for laugh out loud moments combined with an informative and educational insight into the life of a copper in this day and age, you have found the book for you. I have a tremendous amount of respect for any boy in blue, but reading this book, I think John Donoghue and his collegues need a medal!!!! I would not have the patience!
Written brilliantly, content.... hilarious, and I defy any female not to read it and question..... homes of precious items..... and if we are in the obvious catergory of perving over the uniform.
If your male...... you will love the blunt humour and the ability to find a positive out of a negative, no more clues other than "great rack".
Something for everyone, highly recommend, and to those who have already asked me what I'm laughing at..... I will send you the link . Just under 300 pages of pure pleasure, and dont miss any of it, the humour starts as soon as you open the book!
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars great funny read 17 Feb 2012
By shep
Format:Kindle Edition
started this book and just about read it stright through, its a funny read with lots of laugh out loud moments, if you want a good read and a bit of an insite into police work its for you and it is very funny!!!
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5.0 out of 5 stars You HAVE to buy this book!!
Wow..Where do I start?
I bought this book because I am a Police Supporter and am generally very interested in their work... Read more
Published 1 day ago by vany
5.0 out of 5 stars A good read
A cracking read which tells the world how it really is out there at the sharp end. Shows just how much policing is about Social Services letting society down.
Published 2 days ago by Diane Thorne
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In Police, Crime &999 John Donoghue gives us an hilarious, and sometimes serious, first hand account of the first year in the life of a newly qualified Panda commander and being... Read more
Published 2 days ago by Pat O'Meara
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, funny, laugh out loud funny.
Brilliant and witty, from a dedicated Police Officer who has shared the lighter side of the job. Well worth a read and a chuckle.
Published 9 days ago by MR I KEIGHTLEY
5.0 out of 5 stars Fascinating book!
A real life read full of anecdotes of police work. Many strange encounters and even more amusing happenings. I also learned a lot about laws and procedures from this book. Read more
Published 13 days ago by Polly
5.0 out of 5 stars Guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. I did!
So funny! Instantly had me laughing couldn't help it :-) Have told everyone this is a must read book. Just what i needed, we all need to laugh more....On to the next one :-)
Published 18 days ago by Molinda
5.0 out of 5 stars excellent superb what more can i say
This book is like sitting down with the author and having a chat about his job. So well written its both comfortable and addictive reading. Read more
Published 21 days ago by Stephanie
5.0 out of 5 stars Police,crime&999
Informative and funny , John donoghue has a great way with words and the story kept me reading till it was finished , a must read for all !
Published 21 days ago by Bryan mcc
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent
Hilarious, informative and sad at times. When I first bought this book I thought it would be just another one of those where the author recalls his time in his profession. Read more
Published 24 days ago by C. Craig
5.0 out of 5 stars Read,laugh and relax
Great read, funny, often frighteningly true of our fellow humans.
A good down to earth, laugh out loud book. Fab read!
Published 25 days ago by Fran
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