all the gore and more!'
Terry Deary has turned learning into real enjoyment, and this history book series is no exception.
'Want to know:-
How to talk the patter of a pirate?
The disgusting details of death by a thousand cuts?
Which potty pirate hacked off his own ears and made his enemy eat them?'
Durable and vividly illustrated cover opens to 94 high quality pages, split over handy sized chapters:-
Introduction
Lousy legends and lies
Nasty names
Top ten putrid pirates
Perilous pirate timeline
Lousy loot
Wicked weapons
Terrible tactics
Wicked women pirates
Cut-throat cruelties
Rotten rules
Pirate ships
Pirate losers
Talk like a pirate
Fly the flags
Foul facts
Pirate punishments
Dire deaths
Epilogue
'Interesting Index' - Hang on! This isn't one of your boring old indexes. This is a horrible index. It's the only index in the world where you will find `vomiting cows', `mopping-up brains', pickled heads' and all the other things you really HAVE to know if you want to be a 'horrible historian. Read it and creep.'
A colourful handbook, written in a variety of texts, packed full of information, e.g. :-
'The pirate flag was often called the `Jolly Roger' - that is from the French `jolie rouge', or `pretty red'. The first pirate flags were red. The other name for the pirate flag was `Captain Death'............'
Look out for the new title, too, -
Horrible History Handbooks - 'KNIGHTS', also by Terry Deary and illustrated by Martin Brown.
'History has never been so horrible!'