Peter Jones

Peter Jones lives just few miles outside of London, with his cat CJ, who's possibly the smartest animal never to have appeared in a cartoon. From his window he can see France and the Eiffel Tower. Or is that Canvey Island Oil Refinery?

He started life as a particularly rubbish Graphic Artist, followed by a stint as a mediocre Petrol Pump attendant. After that he got embroiled in the murky world of credit cards until a freak accident with a zip zap machine (remember those) restructured his DNA at the molecular level and gave him entrepreneurial powers.

Now, when Peter's not filling his days with the things he laughably calls work, he's writing. Even as we speak he's finishing his novel entitled "The Good Guy's Guide To Getting Girls". It's good stuff. Honest. But don't take our word for it, read more at:
www.thegoodguysguidetogettinggirls.com

His non-fiction book, How To Do Everything And Be Happy, is available here on Amazon (read more at the website of the same name).

He doesn't own a large departmental store and probably isn't the same guy you've seen on Dragon's Den.