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Pet Hates: The Shocking Truth About Pets and Vets [Illustrated] [Paperback]

Josh Artmeier , Frank Boyle
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  • Paperback: 160 pages
  • Publisher: Argyll Publishing (11 Oct 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1902831489
  • ISBN-13: 978-1902831480
  • Product Dimensions: 17.2 x 11 x 1.6 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 60,377 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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"Vets have all gone to the dogs." Reveals veterinary surgeons
hounded by neurotic pets and ghastly owners...
-- Nick Thorpe in The Sunday Times (Ecosse section), December 24, 2006

A quite wicked little book of veterinarian cynicism... a blackly
humorous account of life as an animal doctor. -- Melanie Reid in The Herald, October 24, 2006

A quite wicked little book of veterinarian cynicism...a blackly
humorous account of life as an animal doctor... -- Melanie Reid in The Herald, October 24, 2006

A vet breaking ranks... The type of story that is rarely aired in
the public domain. -- Veterinary Times, November 13, 2006

A vet breaking ranks... The type of story that is rarely aired in
the public domain... -- Veterinary Times, November 13, 2006

Sneaky wee messages ... very, very amusing! Wherever you're
coming from, this one is for you. -- Alex Dickson on Radio Clyde 2, 29 November 2006

From the Author

Here are some excerpts from the Introduction:

This book offers a uniquely honest - sometimes funny, sometimes sad and
disturbing - picture of the life of a vet in the twenty first century. Make
no mistake, be you a pet owner, a practising veterinary surgeon, a
prospective or current student of veterinary science or nursing, Pet Hates
will dramatically change your perspective on the profession.

In 2005 the suicide rate amongst vets in the UK hit the headlines [...] I
myself have worked in two practices where previous members of staff had
killed themselves [...] and I have witnessed and heard of many vets
breaking down...

I believe that the media [...] have a lot to answer for. I hope this book
will go some way towards correcting the balance, and ultimately, will save
lives. With this as one of the book's major aims, I make no apologies for
possibly shattering the illusions of those who idealise the profession. I
have seen too much suffering to feel guilty about this.

Who is this book for?

1. Pet Owners
This will give you some idea of what may lie behind the seemingly cheerful,
caring and patient manner of your vet...

2. Those considering entering the profession
Training to be a vet is a major commitment. Depending on where you study,
it will take up to six years of very hard work, and at the end of this most of you will be heavily in debt. It is very hard to get an accurate idea of what being a vet is really like from school work experience or the odd weekend seeing practice... If, after reading this book, you are still determined to be a vet then you will be very well equipped to handle the vet school interview. Your detailed knowledge of what the job is really like will certainly impress your interviewers, who will know the score only too well...

3. Those studying to be vets and veterinary nurses
If you have only just embarked on your studies you might consider switching
to something else, although admittedly it is very hard to relinquish a
long-cherished dream. Failing that, you might...

4. Recent graduates
No, the problem isn't you! No, you are not alone! This book will be of
great comfort if you are feeling isolated and epressed. It's very common
for the thrill of graduation to give way rapidly to disillusion and
depression, and to think
there is something wrong with you. Well, many of us have been there, as you
will see from this book, and there is a funny side to it!

5. Long-established vets and veterinary nurses
You should be familiar with much of this, and I think it'll raise a knowing
chuckle or two. For some it may do you good to see the world through the
eyes of a new graduate again. Bosses, this book might encourage you to
treat your staff with more consideration!

Finally, readers should note that while there is an entry entitled Large
Animal Work, this book concentrates on the small animal side of the
profession. I have worked almost entirely as a small animal vet and, as
farmers are increasingly struggling to make ends meet, large animal work is
in decline and most graduates will spend most of their time dealing with
pets.


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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars An entertaining and thought provoking read 6 Jan 2007
Format:Paperback
I have always thought that being a Vet must be a rewarding job. After reading this book my views have definitely changed! Once I started reading it I couldn't put it down. Josh Artemeier uses black comedy to keep the horrible truth about working as a Vet amusing and entertaining which makes it a fantastic read. It also really made me think about our attitude to animals as a nation.

This book is highly amusing, informative and yet shocking all at the same time. An excellent read!
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars An Insider's view of "Pet Hates" 20 Jan 2007
Format:Paperback
James Heriot wrote books filled with tales and anecdotes which were mild and humerous to a pubic which knew nothing of the reality of a vet's life.Artmeir has opened Pandora's Box and out has popped the harsh realities of what happens to a vet day after day and week after week.These realities are what has made the profession the top one for suicide by a long way.There is plenty of humour in this book, albeit most of it rather black.Josh may be accused, with some justification, of writing with a "burnt stick"; nonetheless it is all true even though the unpleasant events and disasters may not always happen in an unmitigated stream.The alphabetical approach to chapters/topics is unusual but works.

If you have or used to have a pet then read "Pet Hates". If you are thinking of studying veterinary medicine then read it two or three times!

By:Another member of the profession
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars You have to read this wee gem! 12 Dec 2006
Format:Paperback
Being a patron of several taverns along Leith Walk in Edinburgh I happened by chance, to meet an interesting character known to a select few as 'Josh Artmeier'. After a decent banter and a good few laughs he told me of his recently published book 'Pet Hates'. So, fully charged the next Saturday morning, off I went to my local Waterstones to bag myself a copy.

Pet Hates is a great little ditty that flows well and will have you grinning (sometimes cringing) at the humourous illustrations and equally humourous footnotes. You'll be introuduced to a world seen by few and assumed by many! Being the owner of felines in the past little did I know of the horror and intensity hidden behind the ever professional facade of my local vet! It's entertaining and informative with lots of little facts and figures pertaining to the vetinary industry, towards qualified vets, nurses and students alike. It really makes you appreciate your 'day job'!

So if you own an animal, are thinking of buying one or maybe just know someone that will benefit from a bit of much needed insight. Throw this one in the goody bag!

Cheers! 'Josh'
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1.0 out of 5 stars Overly Negative
While I understand Mr. Artmeier entitled this "Pet Hates", nothing could have prepared me for the onslaught of vitriolic negativity that would ensue over the next 157 pages. Read more
Published on 26 Dec 2010 by Der Tierarzt
3.0 out of 5 stars Josh Artmeier Gives A Voice To The Voiceless
3.5 STARS

As I started to read this non-fiction, black comedy about the horrors of being a veterinarian, I found it hard to distinguish whether the author dislikes... Read more
Published on 30 Nov 2010 by Christine Bode
2.0 out of 5 stars Depressing reading!
As a vet, I certainly can identify with many of the scenarios Josh writes about but having read this book from cover-to-cover, it left me feeling really disheartened and depressed... Read more
Published on 28 May 2010 by M. Tyler
5.0 out of 5 stars Well it hasn't put me off...
I read this book after buying when I read the reviews,
Most of the rants and raves in it are petty though saying that some really are a true horror! Read more
Published on 7 Mar 2010 by :D x
4.0 out of 5 stars Perfectly beastly......
As my father's a vet and I've been brought up surrounded by animals, I don't know a life without them. Read more
Published on 29 Aug 2007 by P. Gissing
5.0 out of 5 stars amazing
I have always wanted to be a vet and I recomend this book to all who are in my situation. It has certainly shocked me but not put me off. Read more
Published on 12 April 2007 by N. Sturmey
5.0 out of 5 stars Taken by surprise.
This book was not what I expected it to be. I expected it to be a book of funny anecdotes to chuckle over whilst having a cup of cocoa at bedtime. Read more
Published on 10 Nov 2006 by Colin Gajewski
5.0 out of 5 stars I loved Pet Hates!
Hilarious! My favourite bits were the flea and obesity consultations and the piece on corpses. I won't look at pets and their owners the same way. Read more
Published on 21 Oct 2006 by Felicity Spark
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