Detailed description of our mainstream politicians and what they get up to.
If you've ever wondered about politicians and their connection to zombie banks then this is the book for you. Plus the REAL reason there are blood banks near parliaments. All is revealed!
The author points out that these ghostly individuals only appear at certain times of the year - the full moon at election time being their favourite. If they appear at your door - beware!
If caught unawares by one of these interlopers then a spell or mantra is suggested. Stand with arms firmly folded, face the intruder and sprinkle garlic in their general direction. Then, holding your lucky horseshoe over their head, begin intoning in a deep voice "Yes, ......of course .......I will .......vote for you!............. Now begone!"
This incantation usually works and alone is worth the price of the book.