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The Penguin Dictionary of Modern Humorous Quotations [Paperback]

Fred Metcalf
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15 Oct 1987
From Woody Allen to P.G. Wodehouse, the last hundred years offer a rich banquet of humor. Just about any topic under the sun can inspire witty remarks. Fred Metcalf's clearly cross-referenced anthology provides countless gems--ideal for after-dinner speakers, would-be wags, and anyone in search of hours of amusement.

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  • Paperback: 320 pages
  • Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd; New edition edition (15 Oct 1987)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0140075682
  • ISBN-13: 978-0140075687
  • Product Dimensions: 36.6 x 23.1 x 2.8 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 1,197,683 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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18 of 21 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A GOOD ARGUMENTATIVE WEAPON 3 Sep 2003
Format:Paperback
Alas! A good reason for you not to buy any of those joke books. Instead, acquire this wonderful recollection of funny phrases actually said or written........ Suggested to witty quotation fans, of course, but a must for those that don’t possess humor but do have a good memory !!!!! A compilation of hilarious phrases, edited by Fred Metcalf, that will not let you down, in any argument or discussion. Good to break the ice, superb to outwit your opponent, it is the perfect tool to keep at bay the drama, in heavy or intricate conversations. Talking to the pretentious literati or author, you can say: “A good writer is not, per se, a good critic. No more than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender...” If he replies: “Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves” then you can say: “I never read a book before reviewing it- it prejudices a man so....” and then add: “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I’ll waste no time in reading it...” (a review by Luciano Lupini)
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16 of 18 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Buy this. Now. 30 Aug 1998
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"The trouble with my car is that it won't start and the payments won't stop"
"I care a lot about my wife's happiness. So much so that's I've hired a private detective to find out who's responsible for it."
This book is an excellent collection of one-liners. Unlike many joke books, over 90% of its jokes are actually funny! There's a good indexing system as well. Though admittedly there's no entry for jokes on bicycles.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars invaluable 22 April 2004
By Rockette - Published on Amazon.com
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Anyone who has to make a speech will make a better one if they have this book.
3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A CONVERSATION PIECE........ 25 Jun 2003
By Luciano Lupini - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Paperback
Alas! A good reason for you not to buy any of those joke books. Instead, acquire this wonderful recollection of funny phrases actually said or written........ Suggested to witty quotation fans, of course, but a must for those that don't possess humor but do have a good memory !!!!! A compilation of hilarious phrases, edited by Fred Metcalf that will not let you down, in any argument or discussion. Good to break the ice, superb to outwit your opponent, it is the perfect tool to keep at bay the drama, in heavier conversations. Talking to the pretentious literati or author, you get to say: "A good writer is not, per se, a good critic. No more than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender..." If he replies: "Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves" then you can say: "I never read a book before reviewing it- it prejudices a man so...." and then add: "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time in reading it..."
2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The best 17 April 2004
By john gleeson - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Paperback
This is the only book I keep in the toilet. I read it every time I have to sit down and each time I get such a buzz. This is such an amazing cornucopia of brilliant minds (being very, very witty). I rate it up there with any non-fiction reference book out there for reasonably well read people who need a chuckle EVERY time they open it up.
5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny book. 24 April 2014
By Ronald Burgess - Published on Amazon.com
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Very funny book. Full of laughs. In good condition and the price was excellent.
Great for elementry school students, teachers and parents or anyone who enjoys
a good joke
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