The aged Earl of Haversham was in need of a wife, and an heir. So, he bartered a marriage to young Penelope, and brought her to Farnsworth Manor as the new mistress there. The only problem was that Penelope liked her former life just fine. She didn't want to wander around a dusty old mansion, while her belly swelled up until she waddled like a duck. At least not alone. But there were a number of young, nubile servant girls about the place. And a number of handsome young men as well. So she hatched a plan. She wouldn't BE alone. And if her aged, soused husband couldn't do his duty to help produce the heir he demanded, then that was a problem she thought she could overcome as well. Could she debauch the entire household? Her butler tells the story, with snippets pulled from his journal. He knows what happened. Now you will, too.