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Alan Partridge
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Book Description

29 Sep 2011

Journalist, presenter, broadcaster, husband, father, vigorous all-rounder – Alan Partridge – a man with a fascinating past and an amazing future. Gregarious and popular, yet Alan’s never happier than when relaxing in his own five-bedroom, south-built house with three acres of land and access to a private stream. But who is this mysterious enigma?

Alan Gordon Partridge is the best – and best-loved – radio presenter in the region. Born into a changing world of rationing, Teddy Boys, apes in space and the launch of ITV, Alan’s broadcasting career began as chief DJ of Radio Smile at St. Luke’s Hospital in Norwich. After replacing Peter Flint as the presenter of Scout About, he entered the top 8 of BBC sports presenters.

But Alan’s big break came with his primetime BBC chat show Knowing Me, Knowing You. Sadly, the show battled against poor scheduling, having been put up against News at Ten, then in its heyday. Due to declining ratings, a single catastrophic hitch (the killing of a guest on air) and the dumbing down of network TV, Alan’s show was cancelled. Not to be dissuaded, he embraced this opportunity to wind up his production company, leave London and fulfil a lifelong ambition to return to his roots in local radio.

Now single, Alan is an intensely private man but he opens up, for the second time, in this candid, entertaining, often deeply emotional – and of course compelling – memoir, written entirely in his own words. (Alan quickly dispelled the idea of using a ghost writer. With a grade B English Language O-Level, he knew he was up to the task.)

He speaks touchingly about his tragic Toblerone addiction, and the painful moment when unsold copies of his first autobiography, Bouncing Back, were pulped like ‘word porridge’. He reveals all about his relationship with his ex-Ukrainian girlfriend, Sonja, with whom he had sex at least twice a day, and the truth about the thick people who make key decisions at the BBC.

A literary tour de force, I, Partridge: We Need to Talk About Alan charts the incredible journey of one of our greatest broadcasters.


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  • Audio CD
  • Publisher: HarperCollins; Unabridged edition edition (29 Sep 2011)
  • Language: Unknown
  • ISBN-10: 0007451229
  • ISBN-13: 978-0007451227
  • Product Dimensions: 14.2 x 13.8 x 1.6 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (240 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 13,810 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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‘The funniest book of the year and possibly all time.’ *****Heat

‘This book is a genuinely hilarious read’ Shortlist

‘A rare treat… painfully funny in that inimitable Alan way.’ **** Sunday Express

‘As a parody of celebrity autobiography, it’s sound; but as a sustained piece of comic writing, it’s outstanding.’ **** Time Out

‘Brilliantly witty’ The Times

‘This should be nominated for the Booker prize…it’s a really funny book but it’s actually more than that…it blows my post-modern mind’ David Baddiel

'I, Partridge might just be the funniest book I've ever read. Proper laugh out load moment on every page.' Richard Bacon

‘This fictional memoir … could be the antidote to the celeb biographies that clog the Christmas book market. It's as acute a spoof of the publishing sub-genre as the Alan Partridge character is of a whole tranche of crassly opinionated lowbrow broadcasters…brilliantly sustained wit.’ Evening Standard

‘I, Partridge is an indispensable guide to what it’s like to be an all-round media personality in the 21st Century. In this, it compares very well with the finest in the genre.’ **** Mail on Sunday

***** The Telegraph

‘Extremely funny’ Word Magazine

‘Pure comic genius’ The Independent

‘The best book of the year… without peer… I urge people to go out and buy it.’ Danny Baker

‘An acutely observed mock-memoir, touching on the great man's highs (receiving a Burton's Gold Card) and lows (Toblerone addiction) in equally self-regarding manner.’ Independent on Sunday

‘A magnificent comedy creation’; ‘The significant celebrity book this year.’ The Guardian

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"Very thorough" THE NORWICH ENQUIRER.

"The man of the moment" TV QUICK MAGAZINE (1994) --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.


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23 of 24 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Please don't end 28 Oct 2011
Format:Hardcover
As a massive Alan Gordon Partridge fan, I too was sceptical about this book, worrying that it would be a bit lame and play it safe and ultimately I would be dissapointed. How wrong was I. This is a book that I pick up and read but don't want to read too much because I don't want to finish it. If you are a fan it will be the best thing you read/buy all year.
You hear Partridge as you read the book and its almost as if he is reading it to you. You laugh out load because, its funny. You feel sorry for Alan, you feel embarrassed for Alan, you feel embarrassed because of Alan and sometimes you even agree with Alan.
Never written a review before but...............this is ruddy.....ruddy excellent. Back of the net!
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127 of 136 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A catchphrase-free if admittedly gushing review 29 Sep 2011
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Format:Hardcover
This is quite honestly the funniest book I have ever read. You'd be forgiven for thinking that an entire book written in character from one of these isles' and comedy history's most successful, developed and believable creations could fall short of expectations on many levels, but it doesn't. Not one facet of the superbly titled "I Partridge: We Need To Talk About Alan" (even the TITLE is 100% character-accurate) didn't live up to my expectations.

Coogan, Iannucci and newcomers the brothers Gibbons have created a very complete history for Partridge that effortlessly (and again, believably) takes in aspects of his storied past from the events of I'm Alan Partridge right back to anecdotes recounted in the lesser-seen (or heard) radio version of Knowing Me, Knowing You (whose referenced Steven McCombe is given a further verbal thrashing by our vengeful Alan). If you've felt that some of Coogan's ventures with the character have seen disjointed (how, precisely, did he get from I'm... to the excellent Mid Morning Matters, for example, and what's become of his supporting cast?) this book should serve to tie things together, though don't misread me- this is not a loosely assembled retread of common ground. There's not a page that doesn't boast a fresh tale, an exaggerated recollection or a declaration of excellence in some mundane field. Iannucci and Coogan's belief in the character (who they attest in the DVD extras for one episode dresses the way he does because it's the way Roger Moore started to in his later Bond appearances, and in another discuss - in detail - what numbers they think Alan would find funny) is what makes this rich, rich fictional history such a compelling and comical read. If you've ever wanted to know more about his relationships with Michael, Carol, Lynn or Sonja or precisely how someone so socially inept landed a gig presenting a primetime chatshow, you'll not be left wanting.

I, Partridge contains absolutely everything I would have wanted from it (Partridgeisms as disparate as using abbreviations only to have to explain them and thereby diminishing their usefulness or boasting about reading books aimed at 12-year-olds at age 9, to name but two of many) but adds a whole new layer of idiosyncrasy (the use of footnotes herein, for example, is particularly inspired) and is bolstered by Alan's unique (if clearly derivative) and acutely observed sense of prose, which is so commonly featured that to single out ay one example seems pointless.

The book's appeal is wide-ranging enough to accommodate those like myself who've devoured every audio commentary and Youtube-sourced guest appearance they can get their hands on in addition to relative newcomers or even those with no frame of reference for the character at all, simply because it's so well written and so fully realised that it functions as a great read no matter how you engage with it. You don't have to have heard Alan's recollections of youth in his televised outings to find his here-recited tales of being prone to nosebleeds or awkward first forays into sexual exploration amusing. It's a great comedy read in addition to being a great celebration of a character worth celebrating.

I'm not exaggerating when I say this book has made me laugh out loud more than any book I've ever read (in one sitting, no less), nor am I exaggerating when I say I'll probably re-read and re-read and analyse this tome to death much as I have Partridge's previous exposures. It is, as much as a book written by a fictional character could ever be, absolutely perfect.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Forbes McAllister Fan 9 Dec 2012
Format:Paperback
I am well known amongst friends and family as being an admirer of the great and late Forbes McAllister. So it was with some interest that i picked up Mr Partridge's book. I thought there would be an extensive portion of the book devoted to soul searching and apologies over the death of Forbes ... However I was extremely angry and upset to not only find out Mr Partridge regards his shooting of Forbes to be an insignificant event, he even goes so far as to suggest that Forbes was somehow responsible himself !

This man's hubris and arrogance knows no bounds!
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5.0 out of 5 stars A Great Read
This was the reading choice for my local book group, narrowly beating Me Cheeta: The Autobiography by one vote, to be our monthly read. Read more
Published 4 days ago by M. Dowden
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it. Also bought the audio book for the car.
I have always considered English humour to be very much like Australian humour and this book proves it. Read more
Published 20 days ago by Scott K
2.0 out of 5 stars Sorry to say, disappointing
I love Steve Coogan and especially ALL the Alan Partridge series, but the book just didn't cut it with me. Read more
Published 22 days ago by PamGwen
3.0 out of 5 stars Amusing enough
Amusing enough, but I can't understand why the person who recommended this to me snorted soup all over the pages with laughter. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Ryecroft
5.0 out of 5 stars Sublime
A genuinely laugh out loud book. You even find yourself reading it in your mind using Alan's voice. A comedic masterpiece.
Published 1 month ago by David McMahon
5.0 out of 5 stars Aha and an accidental shooting
Very good autobiograohy of the fictional character Alan Partridge. This book gives insight into the world according to Alan including discussion across all the tv series and spin... Read more
Published 1 month ago by L. Hudson
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent
Similar to when tv stars branch out into movies, I expected the worst with this book even with Armando Ianucci on-board. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Mr Joseph Morlino
5.0 out of 5 stars Good
Just finished reading this if you are a partridge fan than this makes interesting reading. He's even included pictures of a young Alan partridge.
Published 2 months ago by Pi Jesney
5.0 out of 5 stars Ahh haa - ha ha ha
Vv funny.........the gags come thick & fast.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha - five more words required!
Published 2 months ago by S. W. Honeyball
4.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining
Entertaining
. Better if you have followed the television series as the imagination and view of Alan partridge on the events that occurred are hopelessly different from the... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Nic
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