Pain for the Ears

A Listmania! list by Aimz (Hampshire, UK)
 
Call on Me
1.  Call on Me by Eric Prydz
The list author says:
  "This is SO bad it's actually indescribable. Nick a riff then use it as backing for what can only be described as a porn video"
Used & New from: £0.01
3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)

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Chain Reaction [CD 1]
2.  Chain Reaction [CD 1] by Steps
The list author says:
  "What is it with Steps that they liked to cover Bee Jees' songs (yes, it was written by them originally)"
Used & New from: £0.01
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)

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Tragedy
3.  Tragedy by Steps
The list author says:
  "As above"
Used & New from: £7.96

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8701
4.  8701 by Usher
The list author says:
  "Will no-one rid the world of this irritating, untalented poser?"
£4.57   Used & New from: £0.16
4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)

No Strings Attached
5.  No Strings Attached by 'N Sync
The list author says:
  "I think the words, boys, are 'Bye Bye Bye'. Now p*ss off"
£11.99   Used & New from: £0.01
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (34 customer reviews)

Never Gone [CD + DVD]
6.  Never Gone [CD + DVD] by Backstreet Boys
The list author says:
  "Why? Why did they return?"
Used & New from: £0.04
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (28 customer reviews)

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Time To Grow
7.  Time To Grow by Lemar
The list author says:
  "The man with the name like a long-tailed rainforest dwelling animal releases a new album to make us want to shoot ourselves"
Used & New from: £0.01
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (22 customer reviews)

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Under My Skin
8.  Under My Skin by Avril Lavigne
The list author says:
  "Constantly looks like she's lost a tenner and talentless to boot. What a fabulous combination"
£3.20   Used & New from: £0.01
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (95 customer reviews)

Jojo
9.  Jojo by JoJo
The list author says:
  "I think record companies must just love giving recording deals to kids just out of infant school"
£4.99   Used & New from: £0.01
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)

Sundown
10.  Sundown by S Club 8
The list author says:
  "You can change the number but you can't change the lack of talent. When is the name 'S Club' going to vanish into obscurity?"
Used & New from: £0.01
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)

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Speak
11.  Speak by Lindsay Lohan
The list author says:
  "Please. Stop."
£12.13   Used & New from: £0.01
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

Breakaway
12.  Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson
The list author says:
  "I Hate? Yes I do - this tone deaf bint. Beautiful Disaster? No, just disastrous"
£7.06   Used & New from: £0.19
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (114 customer reviews)

Crazy Chick
13.  Crazy Chick by Charlotte Church
The list author says:
  "What can I say? Awful. Appalling song with no thought, her voice's weak, only time it sounds reasonable is when the backing singers pipe up"
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3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

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Do You Think I'm Sexy
14.  Do You Think I'm Sexy by Girls of FHM
The list author says:
  "Was unlucky enough to catch a bit of this. It made my head want to explode... so bad"
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3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

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The Meaning Of Love
15.  The Meaning Of Love by Michelle McManus
The list author says:
  "I'm sorry but this is just bad. Did I say I was sorry? I'm not."
£4.66   Used & New from: £0.01
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (60 customer reviews)

The Pop Idol: The Idols: The Xmas Factor
16.  The Pop Idol: The Idols: The Xmas Factor by Various Artists
The list author says:
  "Christmas is meant to be happy. I think the good feeling just disappeared"
£8.53   Used & New from: £0.01
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)

I Believe My Heart
17.  I Believe My Heart by Duncan James
The list author says:
  "Just take a look at the album cover - you'll want to throw up too"
Used & New from: £1.99
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

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Curtain Falls
18.  Curtain Falls by Blue
The list author says:
  "Yes, I wish is was an iron curtain with rusty nail applique, falling on Blue"
Used & New from: £0.01
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

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Call Off The Search
19.  Call Off The Search by Katie Melua
The list author says:
  "And this bint sounds as interesting as a teabag and as if she's going to throw up whilst singing"
£4.69   Used & New from: £0.01
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (151 customer reviews)

Love Is Here
20.  Love Is Here by Starsailor
The list author says:
  "Wahey! The joke of the year is here! Ah, the pain I had to endure whilst my room mate played this constantly"
£4.25   Used & New from: £0.01
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (49 customer reviews)

M!ssundaztood
21.  M!ssundaztood by Pink
The list author says:
  "And the pain I had to endure whilst the moron down the hall played this constantly"
£4.87   Used & New from: £0.01
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (60 customer reviews)

Life for Rent
22.  Life for Rent by Dido
The list author says:
  "Want some yodelling lessons? Just look to Dido.. learn to yodel badly like her.. and no need to stand atop a mountain"
£3.97   Used & New from: £0.01
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (228 customer reviews)

Don't Believe the Truth
23.  Don't Believe the Truth by Oasis
The list author says:
  "Don't believe the truth? The truth is that this album sucks. Hard."
£3.99   Used & New from: £0.98
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (149 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Feels So Good
24.  Feels So Good by Atomic Kitten
The list author says:
  "Whenever I'm unfortunate enough to catch a note of Atomic Kitten I feel like having my ears filled in with cement"
£2.15   Used & New from: £0.01
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

Maybe
25.  Maybe by Emma Bunton
The list author says:
  "This. Is. Appalling. Go home, Emma"
Used & New from: £0.04
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)

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Last updated: 13/07/2005
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