Kyle and I Have you sat the other day, deep in thought, and wondered what this world is truly short of?
After many hours, we both looked at each other and although Kyle cannot talk I knew we had come to the same conclusion.............................In this day and age you just don't see enough miniature acrobatic circus acts. After serious consideration to health and safety, kyles age and my inexperience of being a circus ring-master, we decided that the miniature circus should be underwater.
I got myself a large fish tank and a pack of these curtain rings and set up an acrobatic stage. Kyle tried it out first but personally I didn't think that he was that comfortable. I bought a couple of shrimp from the local pet shop, named them Sebastian and Edith, then left them under the leadership of Kyle. I found it hard to set the rings on fire as they were under water so instead I made a fire substitute from the see-thru red and golden wrappers from a tin of quality streets. After a few weeks I had personally made miniature trampolines and everything whilst Kyle, Sebastian and Edith just seemed to sit in the tank eating, I don't think I saw them training once. At first I thought Kyle just had his own training style as we watched `the karate kid' on the second week (the original, not the Will Smith `trying to get his kid into acting' remake).
After 4 weeks I decided that a trail run of the underwater acrobatic bonanza should take place, and let me tell you; it was possibly one of the most disappointing sights to behold I watched 7 hours of a fish tank with just 3 shrimp walking around and cleaning the floor. It was an absolute waste of my time and hundreds of pounds.
Although massively disappointed in the whole project, the curtains rings did everything I could have ever wanted.... 5 STARS