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PLOB - The first THREE books in ONE Hilarious package

PLOB - The first THREE books in ONE Hilarious package [Kindle Edition]

Craig Zerf
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Three books in one great package - Exceptional value


Sometimes the only way to fight Evil is to simply go to work every day and do your job. Plob - Reetworthy Plob - Reetworthy Plob the Third - was doing just that. And it's proving to be more difficult than picking his nose with his elbow. What with attempting to restore his Grandfather's good name, learn the words of the Beer,Beer, Beer song and battle constantly with his testosterone fueled fantasies - he hardly has any time left to save the world.

But Bill the Plumber is on the loose and someone has to stop him..and that someone just happens to be Plob,with a little help from;a psychotic barmaid, a master magician, a cabbie,an accountant and a Trogre with fists the size of a wheelbarrow.

Plob - it's funnier than the plague, shorter than the bible and cheaper than the Mona Lisa.

PLOB goes South

Plob is back - and so is his arch nemesis, Typhon the Dark. And now the Big T is playing for keeps. It’s world domination time and once again the only one that can stand in his way is the teenage magician Plob and his master, Smegly. But they do have some help in the shape of the British and the Australian secret service, some giants, a cockerel and the infamous hobby-horsemen of the Hors-doovrees.

But will it be enough - because this time Typhon has something up his sleeve in the form of a battalion of Nazi Storm troopers courtesy of the 3rd Reich. So Heil Typhon and prepare for another serving of white-hot comedy from the best selling fantasy author Craig Zerf.

PLOB fights back

Plob the teenage magician, Master Smegly, Typhon the dark, Dragons, talking trees, goblins and - Winston Churchill??

Yes, Plob is back to save us once again and this time things got even harder. No expense has been spared with a cast of - lots and lots - space ships, time travel, Spitfires and girls in skin-tight leather. All in miraculous 2D format.

Craig Zerf continues his drive to provide the planet with the best of comedic fantasy with the next irrepressible installment of the adventures of the beloved Plob.

˃˃˃ Award winning author...Chosen by London Radio BBC 4 as a "BEST READ".

TOM HOLT - I thought it was great fun, and I found the end really rather moving. Great stuff.

SF CROWSNEST - Craig Zerf is inflated with invention and well-endowed with wit.

Scroll up and grab a copy today.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 890 KB
  • Print Length: 737 pages
  • Publisher: Small Dog Publishing (30 Nov 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (80 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #29,615 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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21 of 22 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic - comedy with a real plot! 5 Jan 2014
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
The Plob books are nothing like any comedy fantasy I have read before. Plob is a wizard in training and really can do magic, his master is even more powerful. The dragons really do fly and spit fire, the warriors really can fight, the maidens are all beautiful and have proper personalities, the evil characters really are merciless, cruel and, err, evil. Just like any other fantasy book. Now imagine the story as it might be told by a stand-up comic on a boozy Saturday night in your local pub, with constant asides, characters and places with silly names, lashings of toilet humour. Now you've got some idea what the Plob trilogy is like. But only some idea, you have to experience it to understand it. I'm glad I did!
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19 of 20 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A new comic hero 14 Nov 2013
Format:Kindle Edition
Plob is great. Biggest is better. But the pick of comedy heroes must be - Stanley. No spoiler alerts here, so I won't tell you who is who and why. But trust me...this is comic gold. Not only is the genre itself pulled apart with vigour, so are current day politics, political awareness and...ummm...other things. Buy it, read it and read it some's quite long - over six hundred pages.
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18 of 19 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Three books of escape 4 Nov 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
and having finished the first, was easily pleased to be able to continue the saga at the press of a page button.
I did laugh openly at some points and was relieved to find, when looking around, I was at home and not in a Doctors waiting room surrounded by people to Ill to have humour.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Five stars all the way 21 Feb 2014
By Madhur
Format:Kindle Edition
Knockout humour from the king of the fantasy comedy genre. Little wonder that Plob won the BBC vote and the Golgonooza award. This is funny man Craig Zerf at his very best. I have actually seen him speak before at the Barclay's Story Festival in London and he was funny there even though the subject that he spoke about was very serious.. He has a unique way of looking at life from a slightly skewed angle that leaves you feeling a little out of kilter. A big man with an even bigger sense of humour, he is a little like the travelling bards of old. A man with sword and lute travelling the badlands and bring entertainment wherever he goes. These books are a real treat and for this price it as almost criminal not to buy them.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
By Sufy
Format:Kindle Edition
I can’t think of enough similes for the word Humour. Zerf is all of them, Funny, hilarious, amusing, comedic, droll, witty, and so much more. Through some insight and some heavy-handed social commentary and you have a trilogy of thoroughly entertaining good fun novels.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars One good, two better, three best 19 Feb 2014
By Cheryl
Format:Kindle Edition
Zerf’s Plob books get better and better. You can see the author growing in stature as you read this trilogy. Funny, witty and acerbic these books are a must read. I have noticed a couple of low star ratings (not many) and must assume that Plob is a Love or Hate thing. Either that or some people have had a tragic Sense of Humour lobotomy! Please keep the flow of funny going. Bring on the next trilogy ASAP.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars An IQ test 19 Feb 2014
By Danny
Format:Kindle Edition
Craig Zerf’s Plob books are a bit of a test of intelligence. If you get the jokes and the obvious clichés that have been thrown into the mix in order to poke fun…well, then you will find these books hilarious. However, if you miss the point and look on these novels as a serious work of fantasy – well, more fool you. I am a huge fan and cannot wait until the next book.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Enter the man 14 Nov 2013
Format:Kindle Edition
Humor here, humor there, humor everywhere!

These books were spectacular, a right gag-a-minute fest. But it wasn't all, 'nurse-nurse' there was a lot of skillful wordplay and social commentary as well.

I recommend this to all fans of Pratchett, Tom Holt, Rankin and Douglas Adams. Clever, well thought out comedy and well deserving of all of its awards.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Subtle this is not!
Bang, bang humour. Zerf slaps it on with a large brush and hopes for the best - and, it works! Very funny triad of comedy/fantasy. Read more
Published 5 hours ago by Louis L. Mullis
5.0 out of 5 stars Weird, wacky & wonderful!
Plob is all of the W's and I love it. Every book in the omnibus gets better than the one before. Zerf runs the full gamut of humour from laugh out loud to the silent snigger. Read more
Published 10 hours ago by Joseph S. Jackson
3.0 out of 5 stars The first book was pretty good but I was getting a bit cheesed off ...
I'm not keen on fantasy novels so perhaps I'm being a bit hard on only awarding three stars. The first book was pretty good but I was getting a bit cheesed off by the third book,... Read more
Published 1 day ago by John Maddock
2.0 out of 5 stars Weird
Just too weird for me. Could be your cup of tea.
Published 7 days ago by James Douglas Derry
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely brilliant
Lot's of geeky references to some classic books/programs without risking copyright. Found myself giggling quite a lot at these books. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Keyser Soze
5.0 out of 5 stars Plob
Anyone with a sense of humour cannot help but love this. Very cleverly written. I would definitely recommend this. GREAT
Published 1 month ago by Sherry
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely hilarious!
Craig Zerf nearly beats you to death with his wit! The jokes and farcical situations come thick and fast in these comedy/fantasy novels. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Spencer
5.0 out of 5 stars Zerf hits a home run
Fantastic trilogy of fun. This trio of books by Craig Zerf is a true chuckle fest. Interestingly his writing style does change from the first book to the last book, he grows in... Read more
Published 2 months ago by chinthana De silva
5.0 out of 5 stars A huge hit!
Zerf prods fun at the very genre that he obviously loves. Plob is a tale told on two levels; firstly it is awash with obvious puns and jokes that never fail to raise a titter and... Read more
Published 2 months ago by M. Mitchell
1.0 out of 5 stars Less "another Discworld" - more a waste of disc space
I only read the first book of the "trilogy" and looking back I'm surprised I got that far. This is the first book in a long while that actually made me annoyed. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Milo
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