This is a rather entertaining read, that features a wealth of ideas for any jokers out there. Quite frankly, I'm amazed that anyone was dumb enough to fall for some of these, but you should never underestimate the sheer stupidity of man. You'd have to get out of bed pretty damned early to catch me out, however, following my escapades as a student. Things got highly competitive in our house and some of the jokes got a little extreme. Still, I had the last laugh in our final year together- when I secretly chloroformed my unsuspecting housemates, causing them to oversleep! One of them even got fired from his job, for arriving there in a dopey haze- some five hours late! Anyway, if you're still a novice at this game, you'll find plenty of entertainingly malicious ideas here.
PS. Everyone's been trying to convince me that all of the shops are "closed" today, on a Monday. Yeah, sure they are! What kind of silly William do people take me for? Do they think I can't read the date or something? I know they've had some stupid holidays recently (for no better reasons than the fact that Prince Billy needed the whole country to know that he's officially having sex, and because it became a round number of years since the queen got given a hat). However, that doesn't mean that they'll now be flinging Michael Mouse bank holidays around at the likes of April fools day, Valentine's day or May day etc. Anyway, never mind those silly amateurish pranksters. I'm just off to the doctor's surgery to arrange an appointment, after which I'll be going to the post office to send a parcel and heading down the bank to deposit some cheques. Later this evening you'll find me doing my shopping in the twenty four hour Tesco. Nobody's going to be making me look like a proper daft idiot today!
PS. I was only joking, by the way. This book's pathetically and short and contains a complete load of amateurish crap!