I had not been to sleep for three days....and then finally there was a knock on my door.
On opening the door I saw a small portly fellow in his hand he had the fabled elixir that would give me powers beyond those that were craved by an up and coming dictator.
Right there I ripped open the package, after gently caressing the label I took off my clothes and put it on. Then it happened. My whole body shuddered, my limbs exploded into action in a Pop Eyesque fashion, I looked at my hands and they were tingling. When I glanced in the mirror I was amazed by my eyes they were on fire.
I looked back at the chubby delivery man who stood open mouthed aghast at what he was seeing. With a waving gesture of my hand and a thrust of my palm I was able to turn him into a kebab house flyer.
I realised that this had powers that I could not comprehend and some of these were truly dark.
That was three weeks ago, since then my life has changed, I am now able to eat raw meat, I can hear sounds inaudible to the human ear. When I look at the full moon it glistens likes it is alive, but alas it has changed me for the worse. All my friends are now missing, and I am strapped to a bed singing like Shakira "ahh ooooooooooooooooooooo". I am writing this review with the powers that I now have.
Are you ready for the power that will be unleashed.