Ah, Ted Nugent, classic American Rock for everyone. What great memories. Cat Scratch Fever and so on. Many others, can't remember them right now.
Ted sold a lot of albums, and the rumour that he's killed more Deer than albums sold is probably not true. I mean it could be, but thats a lot of Deer. Apparantly he makes his guitars out of animals now too, which is very cool. Check out his Leopard Skin Hollowbody with real rabbit ears on the sides. At least he doesn't waste the animals that he kills. He even has a dead stuffed rat that he uses to put in his pants (not for that!) because his computer chair is a little hard.
You're cool Ted, you're a guitar hero's hero.
I'd like to go hunting with Ted sometime and talk about being a long haired 70's rock star. We gotta kill some stuff though, because thats what makes it more fun.
You're awesome Ted, one of a kind. You are the definition of the "star" player. Can you guys believe that he never even practiced guitar, he just played shows, and girls showed up left and right. He doesn't need to know music or notes or chords or beats or melodies or anything, thats what success is all about.
Ted, you are success, you don't have to work, or practice, you have time to kill your animals and whatever else makes you happy, you can eat them or go out to dinner because you have the money, you can have women that remember you from the 70's, what an icon. An American success story without having to be on welfare, and those rumours are probably false, about Ted being on Welfare. I don't believe them, or the rumours about his dog. Better not go there. I don't think he did it, well, his dog seems happy anyway. Oh well. Better end this review. Hopefully he didn't do it, oh well, he's happy and his dog's happy.