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One Hundred Ways For A Cat To Train Its Human : (Paperback)

by Celia Haddon (Author)
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  • Paperback: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton; 1st. Edition edition (18 Oct 2001)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0340786051
  • ISBN-13: 978-0340786055
  • Product Dimensions: 15 x 10.8 x 0.8 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 24,456 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

    Popular in these categories:

    #16 in  Books > Humour > Cats, Dogs & Animals
    #25 in  Books > Home & Garden > Animal Care & Pets > Cats
    #32 in  Books > Humour > Collections & Anthologies

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Product Description
Though humans cannot speak cat, they vocalise repeatedly. Most of their vocalisations are meaningless and can be completely ignored.

In urban areas, fun can be got from hunting human objects such as mink stoles or old underpants. For some reason this kind of prey is usually greeted with human laughter.

To get a male human off an armchair, jump on the back of it, hold down his head with a firm paw and lick his bald patch.

Purring right into the ear is one of the kindest ways to tell a human being that it is time to get out of bed.

About the Author
Celia Haddon is a best-selling anthologist whose books have sold well over 1,000,000 copies worldwide. She is currently the Daily Telegraph's pet agony aunt and a famous lover and worshipper of cats, having lived with them and loved them since she was a child. She has compiled a number of anthologies in their honour. She is also compiler of the best-selling ONE HUNDRED WAYS... range and has written an autobiography, IF GOD IS MY FATHER, HOW CAN HE LOVE ME?

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4.0 out of 5 stars The books title says it all!, 17 Dec 2001
By weatherwitch (Lost in the woods of Yorkshire) - See all my reviews
I actually bought this book as a present for my mother, however naturallly as I am both a cat lover and book lover I had to check all the pages out for myself(!)I found the book to be very good with some funny illustrations as well. As anyone who has ever been owned by a cat will tell you this is quite true to life.
Another bonus about the book was unknown to me at the time of purchase, some of the proceeds from this book go to the Cats Protection charity. Another excellent reason for buying this book. Definately a good book to paw (sorry - couldn't resist that!) through and brighten up your day.
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5.0 out of 5 stars A must have book, 28 Oct 2006
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I ordered this book and it arrived the next day and is a joy to read for myself and future guest to flick through and enjoy the humour.
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