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Olympic Mascots Wenlock Policeman Figurine

by Olympic Mascots
1.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (102 customer reviews)

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  • Hello, I'm Wenlock! Don't I look smart in my police officer’s uniform?
  • I have the important job of protecting you on your journey to the London 2012 Games.
  • Take this figurine on a journey to the London 2012 Olympic Games – we can have lots of fun together!
  • Collect all official Olympic Sports Figurines.
  • Available in Phase 1 and Phase 2 collections.
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Product Information

Technical Details
Item Weight227 g
Product Dimensions17.3 x 10.9 x 7.6 cm
Item model number0778
Main Language(s)English
Assembly RequiredNo
Batteries Required?No
Batteries Included?No
Radio Control Suitabilityindoor
  
Additional Information
ASINB005HP1UHK
Best Sellers Rank 113,261 in Toys & Games (See top 100)
Shipping Weight227 g
Delivery Destinations:Visit the Delivery Destinations Help page to see where this item can be delivered.
Date First Available17 Aug 2011
  
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Product Safety

This product is subject to specific safety warnings
  • Warning: Not suitable for children under 5 years. For use under adult supervision

Product Description

Product Description

Hello, I'm Wenlock! Don't I look smart in my police officer’s uniform? Take this figurine on a journey to the London 2012 Olympic Games – we can have lots of fun together!

Box Contains

1 pc


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews
561 of 574 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Extremely worried 27 May 2012
Durability: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 1.0 out of 5 stars   
I bought this toy last week and although it arrived quickly and it seems to be well made, I have some concerns. Every fifteen minute since I've opened it out of the packaging, it will shout phrases such as 'I AM THE EYE OF PROVIDENCE', 'PAX ROMANA' and 'THE SECRET IS WITHIN THE GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZA'.

I cannot find the source of the sound on the toy (speaker, etc) and I cannot find a battery compartment either. It's beginning to worry me very much as my dog will do nothing apart from stare at it incessantly for hours on end until he collapses from exhaustion. When he wakes up, he will continue to stare again. He is unresponsive to anything and he is becoming extremely emaciated.
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507 of 519 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars This Toy is Scary 27 May 2012
Durability: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 1.0 out of 5 stars   
I bought one of these for my nephew but before I could give it to him, Wenlock's 'All Seeing Eye' had spotted the leaflet on my kitchen table for an anti-Olympics protest on the day after the opening ceremony. Before I knew it, the building where I live was surrounded by a special armed Olympics police unit and now I'm banned from central Stratford's "Dispersal Zone" until late September.

This is a disaster as it means I can't visit my nephew at all now, or get to the supermarket. It takes an hour longer to get to work as I can't use Stratford station, a journey that'll be even longer in the summer. Worse, I'm stuck with this tiny, creepy figurine that watches my every move. Overall, I really can't recommend this toy - the massive security around here was going to be bad enough anyway, without it figuratively intruding into my home too.
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321 of 329 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Not a good buy... 25 May 2012
Durability: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 1.0 out of 5 stars   
Everywhere I take this toy, I'm followed by thousands of armed soldiers.

I think they're installing missile batteries on m neighbour's house too.

If I try and protest, it's usually quickly silenced by someone pulling back a bolt on a rifle.

Probably not the best gift for a child.
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354 of 363 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars ACAB 20 May 2012
Durability: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 1.0 out of 5 stars   
I bought this toy to take on my Olympic Journey as suggested by the technical details. Imagine my surprise when I woke up the next morning to find that it had left its case, called in reinforcements and kettled me in my bed.

I'm just glad I didn't buy the water cannon or Long Range Acoustic Device accessories.
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368 of 378 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Erm... 28 May 2012
Durability: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 1.0 out of 5 stars   
Since buying this toy, my neighbours collection of Gollies have all been unduly harassed or locked away in a cupboard for no reason.
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330 of 339 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Panopticon in my Pocket 9 Jun 2012
Also known as "My Little Drony", this plastic Beelzebub all-knowingly looks into my very thoughts like the Eye of Sauron in in a hat. The five Olympic rings were forged in the fires of Mordor, and I know that Wenlock wants them, to gain supreme power over the human race, on behalf of Adidas, BP, Dow Chemical, McDonalds, and all the other hoardes of Satan, I mean, sustainability partners. I know that Wenlock can hear me typing - he can scent that I've used the word Olympics in a non-corporate approved manner, diluting his unholy brand image. I fear I haven't got much time... He is at the window... I... OH GOD... PLEASE... NO!
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328 of 337 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Sinister Tat 27 May 2012
By S Brind
Durability: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 2.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 1.0 out of 5 stars   
Don't get me wrong, I am as much a fan of sinister corporate tat as the next man. The next man in this instance is my 15 month toddler who likes to put things in his mouth. But this "Wenlock" appears to be a cyclops with a tit on his head. I find it frightening. I'm a 42 year old man and this ... thing ... is like something that has escaped from a remake of Sapphire and Steel.

It doesn't make me feel safe. It makes me feel violated; as though someone has spent the money I gave them for health and education on something expensive for their mates.

Whilst I am certain that it may have uses as a scarecrow or a very uncomfortable sex toy I can't put it on my shelf because it seems to be screaming at me "Guilty! GUILTY! GUILTY!!"
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227 of 233 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Panopticon of the Law 25 May 2012
By iotar
Durability: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 1.0 out of 5 stars   
This beautifully presented cyclopean bobby accurately represents the inhuman policemen that we have come to know and love. The effect is however ruined by the ghastly London 2012 logo which resembles Lisa Simpson giving head, so I would warn potential parents that this product may not be suitable for children.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars Hypnotising
You can tell that you've just bought something very special when the postman knocks on your door and hands over a parcel to you with trembling hands and glazed eyes. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Arun
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1.0 out of 5 stars Don't Blink
The angels are coming for you, but listen, your life could depend on this: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Read more
Published 20 months ago by The Dead Man
3.0 out of 5 stars Thick Eye of the Thin Blue Line
Being in the police family myself I thought I would be safe from the evil beacon that shines from from the centre of Wenlocks swede, the thick eye of the thin blue line..... Read more
Published 20 months ago by N. Smith
1.0 out of 5 stars SOS
It has trapped me in my bedroom since the opening ceremony two weeks a go

please send for help

I'm so thirsty :(
Published 20 months ago by Dave Nixon
5.0 out of 5 stars Goodbye, cruel world....
I can't take this anymore. I see no way out other than suicide. I know it's a selfish act, put please understand why I need to do this. Read more
Published 20 months ago by Superman
1.0 out of 5 stars There's never one around when you need one
Well, I did purchase this item, and I can happily report that it is every bit as sinister as it appears. Read more
Published 20 months ago by M. Duncan
1.0 out of 5 stars Tendrils
It was never my intention to buy this idol, as you do unwittingly now, I simply gazed upon his image. For me it is too late now, perhaps it has always been too late ? Read more
Published 21 months ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Please stop whining: it's just great!
I ordered my Wenlock a month or two ago, so that he [or she, but it's so much cleaner if Wenlock is asexual and androgynous isn't it? Read more
Published 21 months ago by olympics-fan
1.0 out of 5 stars Policeman Kang
I thought I'd order one of these, lovingly ripped off psuedo-Simpsons, creations, as I believed it said a lot about Britain in the 21st Century; sport, CCTV and authoritarianism -... Read more
Published 21 months ago by Ninetimesfined
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