An 82 year old man, the musicologist Reger, sits on a settee in the Bordone Room of the Viennese Kunsthistoirisches Museum, contemplating Tintoretto's painting, The White Bearded Man - as he has done for four or five hours every second day for the last 30 years. While doing this he rails against society, art, his fellow men, the state of Vienna, even the condition of the cities public lavatories. His thoughts are communicated to the reader by his friend Atzbacher, who seems in awe of the great musicologist and shares his dismal world view. The only other character in the book is the gallery steward Irrsigler, who has assisted Reger over the last 30 years by making sure that no-one else sits on the settee when Reger is due one of his visits.
Reger has so many chips on his shoulders it is almost impossible to count them. No artist escapes Reger's diatribes, nor philosopher, nor musician. It is the sheer quantity and intensity of Reger's fulminations which makes them sometimes amusing. It takes a rare soul to feel that the world and its occupants are this bad. To have reached a stage where you hold everything and everyone in contempt, exceeds descriptive terms like jaded and world weary - Reger is so limited in his outlook and so embittered that death seems to be the only solution, and yet he seems unable to do anything other than wait for that final event rather than doing anything to precipitate it.
My problem with the book is that it might have made a good short story, among a collection of others, but on its own, it is just too long. The book is not broken into chapters, perhaps demonstrating the unstoppable flow of Reger's bitter ramblings, but Bernhard has not even given us paragraph breaks. The means that when you put the book down, you just have to jump right into roughly where you left it, but this really makes little difference because the sentences are all much the same anyway.
Indeed, the only point of such a book would be humour, but the occasional flashes of irony or sarcasm are sunk beneath the seemingly endless pages of bitter criticism. Hell must be like this - a place where no light penetrates, and old men lament the pointlessness of existence for all eternity. It would take a resilient spirit to be able to read it and not be pleased when it finishes.