I have loved this man for years, I have been divorced four times because neither husband could contend with Cliff, this calender has just blew my mind, those gorgeous pictures, the way he smiles and welcomes my gaze. He is still as sexy as he was 50 years ago.
I know it's not 2011 yet, but this calender is too good to be hiding away, it is placed side by side with my 2010 calender of Cliff in my bedroom, it's for personal use. Look at his open top shirts, teasing me. One month he appears with a guitar, as if to serenade me, on another month he is stroking two exotic birds, oh how I would love to be stroked by Cliff, on another month he is topless, with his beautiful hairy chest and not a grey hair in sight, I'm in heaven!
His hair may not be as silky as it once was, in fact it's more like hessian these days, but there is no denying the lure this man has, he's our Elvis and these days, certainly in a lot better shape than Elvis.
Buy this calender today, you won't be disappointed, believe me I don't like sharing Cliff, but this is a must have for us Cliff fans, don't be getting any ideas though, because he's mine.
It keeps me awake at night and when I do fall asleep, it is to Cliff's face and when I awake, Cliff is there smiling at me, it makes for a better day, perks me up, the neighbours have no idea why I walk with a spring to my step and a smile on my face, it's because I have had a wonderful time with Cliff the night before. Love you Cliff