To give this film one star is to over rate it, in fact it's a crime against cinema and if viewed in isolation is enough to justify the closure of the entire movie making business.
The story, what there is of it, centres around the Oceans 11 crew being given two weeks to raise the funds to pay back the money taken from the heist in the first movie. This time though the film is played entirely for "laughs", the problem is that it' fails both as a comedy and as a heist film.
The movie centres entirely on Clooney, Pitt and Damon so that the other members of the crew receive no character development at all, in fact I'm at a loss to see exactly what purpose the other crew members serve other than to make up the numbers and save the film being called Oceans 3.
Member 12 is Catherine Zeta Jones playing a totally unconvincing Europol head - acting so wooden that it makes Pinnochio look Oscar material. The story is incoherent and smug in it's own cleverness - witness the scene with Robbie Coltrane, Clooney, Pitt and Damon where the four communicate in nonesense verse. Damon doesn't get it so quotes a Led Zeppelin lyric. Only, you have to know that it's a Zeppelin lyric to get the "joke" as the only clue is when Pitt mumbles "Kashmir?" Even knowing that it's a Zep song still doesn't save the scene from being pointless nonesense.
You know you've been taken for a ride when the film spends ten minutes at the end showing you exactly what happenned and how the crew pull off their sting. Just to let you know that you, as a viewer, really are a dumpling and are so intellectually inferior to the movie makers.
Perhaps the greatest conceit is when Julia Roberts plays Clara playing Julia Roberts in a cameo with Bruce Willis...
Good grief, this is total rubbish; everyone associated with this pile of poop should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.
Save yourself money and time, go read a book instead or listen to David Bowie, Lou Reed, Steve Kilbey. Anything other than watch this. Please, learn from my mistake - that's two hours of my life I'll never get back!