- Ring For Sex Bell
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By Diabolical Gifts In this age of technology mobile & email is still the simplest way to communicate. One ring = Ready now! two rings = Be quick. Three rings = I''m desperate!!! Keep it beside the bed to use at any time!
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24 of 25 people found the following review helpful
It was mid December. The Mrs and I had been quarreling almost daily. Nookie was starting to seem like a distant memory. I saw this product on Amazon and thought it seemed like a neat new technology. So, it was with high hopes that I purchased one for myself as an early Christmas gift.
I didn't want my wife to know about the gadget, fearing she'd become angry that I had resorted to high-tech wizardry to re-ignite her passions. Stealthily, I kept it near me at all times... but always out of her view. Each time she left the room, I'd grab the Sex Bell and ring it eagerly. As I understood the device, I reckoned she'd come back in the room randy as a goat. This never happened.
On my first attempt, she had stepped into the kitchen to fix herself a cup of tea. I began clanging the bell with vigor for a solid 3 minutes. Hearing her footsteps returning from the kitchen, I stashed the bell under the seat cushion and reclined in my chair with an expectant, lewd smile on my lips.
"What the devil was all that clanging I heard?" She inquired.
"Clanging?" I echoed in feigned confusion.
"Yes Tim. A bell... and why are you sitting there naked?" she wrinkled her brow and looked at me as if I had gone mad.
Blimey! Why had I binned the bloody instructions for this infernal device? It seemed I must have used it incorrectly.
Subsequent attempts went much like the one described above. Always ending with her entering the room inquiring about the mysterious sound of bells... finding me naked and edgy... and her becoming increasingly annoyed, suspicious and alarmed.
She eventually left me. In the end she had become convinced that at best I was bonkers, at worst I was shagging some well concealed, bell wearing, dairy cow every time she left the room. (This despite the fact that I'm an American... not Welsh!)
I didn't want my wife to know about the gadget, fearing she'd become angry that I had resorted to high-tech wizardry to re-ignite her passions. Stealthily, I kept it near me at all times... but always out of her view. Each time she left the room, I'd grab the Sex Bell and ring it eagerly. As I understood the device, I reckoned she'd come back in the room randy as a goat. This never happened.
On my first attempt, she had stepped into the kitchen to fix herself a cup of tea. I began clanging the bell with vigor for a solid 3 minutes. Hearing her footsteps returning from the kitchen, I stashed the bell under the seat cushion and reclined in my chair with an expectant, lewd smile on my lips.
"What the devil was all that clanging I heard?" She inquired.
"Clanging?" I echoed in feigned confusion.
"Yes Tim. A bell... and why are you sitting there naked?" she wrinkled her brow and looked at me as if I had gone mad.
Blimey! Why had I binned the bloody instructions for this infernal device? It seemed I must have used it incorrectly.
Subsequent attempts went much like the one described above. Always ending with her entering the room inquiring about the mysterious sound of bells... finding me naked and edgy... and her becoming increasingly annoyed, suspicious and alarmed.
She eventually left me. In the end she had become convinced that at best I was bonkers, at worst I was shagging some well concealed, bell wearing, dairy cow every time she left the room. (This despite the fact that I'm an American... not Welsh!)
Bought for the girl friend as a silly Christmas present and I got the reaction I wanted!! Very pleased and happy with the product, its just what I wanted! Sadly she's not yet used it!!
Bought this for my husband as a fun gift gave it to him Xmas morning he rang the bell and the handle, ringer and bell all fell apart we did laugh at this but still disappointed will try an super glue it back together
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Not pleased.
I paid for item in the hope it would turn up in time for christmas as a joke present, unfortunately it never turned up at all..
Published 4 months ago by Kidd
Thoroughly pleased
I bought this for my boyfriend as a joke, and he loves it. I have to say, it may be deemed a bit chauvinistic, but that's fine by me. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Skyniesha
Improvise.
I rang but nothing happened. Then I decided to just shove the end of it up my fundament. Worked like a charm.
Published 8 months ago by M. Gillingwater
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