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Normal for Norfolk (The Thelonious T. Bear Chronicles) [Kindle Edition]

Teddy Tedaloo , Mitzi Szereto
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)

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Pub landlords are being murdered in Norfolk!

Thelonious T. Bear, ursine photojournalist, leaves behind the big city life of London to take an assignment in the Norfolk countryside, where he hopes to find the real England. Instead he stumbles upon gastro-pubs, crazed Audi drivers and murder. As the hapless Thelonious keeps ending up in the wrong place at the wrong time, he attracts the attention of Detective Chief Inspector Horatio Sidebottom of Norfolk Constabulary CID, who’s determined to tie Thelonious to the crimes. Add in a pair of hoods from London’s East End, celebrity TV chef Paolo Louis Black, and plenty of oddball local characters and it all adds up to a madcap journey through England’s most quirky county, where everything is normal for Norfolk!

From bestselling author Mitzi Szereto, co-authored with her celebrity sidekick bear Teddy Tedaloo.

“For anyone who’s ever wondered what Paddington at Large would have been like if it had been written by Raymond Chandler—and who hasn’t?—Mitzi Szereto has the answer. Like Philip Marlowe, Szereto’s Thelonious T. Bear is a modern knight errant who plays it cool even as the light of suspicion shines on him. And like Paddington, he’s short of stature and long on charm. If you like your sleuths tough, cynical and cute as a button, Normal for Norfolk is the book for you.” —Steve Hockensmith, author of Holmes on the Range and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls

Mitzi Szereto (mitziszereto.com) is an author and anthology editor of multi-genre fiction and non-fiction. She has her own blog Errant Ramblings: Mitzi Szereto’s Weblog (mitziszereto.com/blog), and a web TV channel Mitzi TV (mitziszereto.com/tv), which covers the quirky side of London. Her books include "Darker Edge of Desire: Gothic Tales of Romance;" "The Wilde Passions of Dorian Gray;" "Normal for Norfolk (The Thelonious T. Bear Chronicles);" "Thrones of Desire: Erotic Tales of Swords, Mist and Fire;" "Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts;" "Red Velvet and Absinthe: Paranormal Erotic Romance;" "In Sleeping Beauty's Bed: Erotic Fairy Tales;" "Getting Even: Revenge Stories;" "Dying For It: Tales of Sex and Death;" "Wicked: Sexy Tales of Legendary Lovers;" and "Silk Sheets: Collected Stories of Mitzi Szereto."

Teddy Tedaloo is a celebrity teddy bear, trendsetter, world traveller, and the production assistant extraordinaire/co-star of the web TV channel MITZI TV, which covers “quirky” London. Widely popular in social media circles such as Facebook and Twitter, he’s known for his entertaining commentary and opinions as well as being an advocate for animal welfare. He lives (and goes) wherever Mitzi lives (and goes). Normal for Norfolk is his first novel.

About the Author

Mitzi Szereto (mitziszereto.com) is an author and anthology editor of multi-genre fiction and nonfiction. She has her own blog, Errant Ramblings: Mitzi Szereto’s Weblog (mitziszereto.com/blog) and a Web TV channel, Mitzi TV (mitziszereto.com/tv), which covers “quirky” London. Her books include the Jane Austen parody Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts; Thrones of Desire: Erotic Tales of Swords, Mist and Fire; Red Velvet and Absinthe: Paranormal Erotic Romance; In Sleeping Beauty’s Bed: Erotic Fairy Tales; Getting Even: Revenge Stories; Wicked: Sexy Tales of Legendary Lovers; Dying For It: Tales of Sex and Death; the Erotic Travel Tales anthologies and many other titles. A popular social media personality and frequent interviewee, she has pioneered erotic writing workshops in the United Kingdom and mainland Europe and lectured in creative writing at several British universities. Her anthology Erotic Travel Tales 2 is the first anthology of erotica to feature a Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature. She divides her time between England and the United States. Teddy Tedaloo is a celebrity teddy bear, trendsetter, world traveller, and the production assistant extraordinaire/co-star of the web TV channel Mitzi TV. Widely popular in social media circles such as Facebook and Twitter, he’s known for his entertaining commentary as well as being an advocate for animal welfare. He lives (and goes) wherever Mitzi lives (and goes). Normal for Norfolk is his first novel.

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 778 KB
  • Print Length: 187 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1478177446
  • Publisher: Thelonious T. Bear Books (1 July 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008GUGD16
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #399,054 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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4.7 out of 5 stars
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars different quirky brilliant and exciting 14 July 2013
Format:Paperback
I loved this book. Something different to have a bear as the lead but long overdue. quirky and exciting.
now dat woz mummeez reeveew. im booboobear nd its abowt tym we bears wer heeroez. diz buk woz beareee eggsytingsez nd i kudunt put it down. kanut wayt fur da next wun. dis iz a must hav buk
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A Mystery to Get Your Teeth Into 25 April 2013
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Well, this is different. A murder mystery in which the main character is a bear. With teeth. Oh yes, the teeth are bared on several occasions and you get the feeling that the inhabitants of Norfolk are rather lucky to still be in full posession of their lower limbs. Apart from Zimmer Frame Granny of course - she'd be the one to put up a fight.

Anyway, it's a right riveting good read. Funny in places, almost heartbreaking at one point (I just wish Thelonius had got that Peanut Brittle House) while still keeping the story going.

There are also East End Gangsters who take the odd chapter with their goings on (I'm desperately trying not to give away the plot here!). Be warned, they are Very Sweary! Nothing wrong with that - and the change in tone between the two plot strands acts as a good dividing line - but be warned, there are Rather Rude Words employed by the two. Not to mention what Floella Benjamin used to call "sexy scenes" when she used to do the Video Classification announcements in the UK!

But in short, I'm glad I bought this. Different, certainly but most entertaining. Here's hoping for more stories of Thelonius T Bear. I'm missing him already!

Wimblebear (no relation!)
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Delightfully witty Norfolk Chronicle 1 Mar 2013
Format:Paperback
I am not sure how the Norfolk Tourist Board (if such a thing exists) will react to this book, but I can tell you that their loss is our gain.
"Normal for Norfolk" is a delightfully funny story about Thelonious T. Bear's adventures in rural (but not so quiet) Norfolk.
The book is packed with the most weird characters, who probably stood at the end of the queue when God was handing out brains.

I won't spoil the plot for you, but it does involve a few murders, some shifty blokes from the East-End and three mysterious Belgians (what have we done to deserve this, Mitzi? *).

What I especially loved was the fact that the book is written from the perspective of a teddy bear. As you know most teddy bears aren't very tall and neither is Thelonious T. Bear, and this can make ordinary life pretty difficult (try ordering pint when you can't reach the bar or filling your tank with gas, when you need a stepladder to reach it).

All in all this is a very enjoyable story and a wonderful, funny, entertaining read. The only thing I really regretted was that...it was over before I knew it.
So I certainly hope we will get another Thelonious T. Bear Chronicle very soon!

(*) the author of this review is of the Belgian persuasion and actually quite proud of it.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Recommended Reading! 28 Aug 2012
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As someone who owns a very much loved bear, I very much looked forward to reading this and it did not disappoint. A very engaging and humorous look at small town/country life, a lot of fun, very quirky and well worth the read. I hope to see more of Thelonius in the future!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great Quirky Mystery 15 Aug 2012
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Well what can I say this is the story of a bear called ....Thelonius T Bear, who sets off to Norfolk to seek a new career as a photographer/journalist....he really enjoys the village life and looking all around the area, however as he enjoys a drink in the local pub he learns that there have been murders of local publicans......will he be blamed as he is the new Bear in town !!!!....I say you should read and enjoy this quirky mystery..... there is a CID officer who has own thoughts and ideas and Thelonius has a very interesting land lady too ........
I enjoyed getting to know the characters in the book and felt i was in Norfolk with them all, I had a good few chuckles as I read too, as much as I really enjoyed this book and would recommend to all, I did feel the story dragged on longer than it needed to be..however I don't usually read this type of book, so you may have different opinions..
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5.0 out of 5 stars love the idea of this book 10 Aug 2012
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This is a lovely different book, were a bear wants to do different things for his life and move out of london for some adventers
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5.0 out of 5 stars Now desperate for a second book! 22 May 2014
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A great little story that had me hooked from start to finish. Have to love the character of Thelonious T. Bear, and I can't wait to see if there is more to come from him.
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5.0 out of 5 stars A very interesting story and very thought provoking so much ...
A very interesting story and very thought provoking so much so I am going to read it again very soon
Published 1 month ago by Sallyjain Warburton
5.0 out of 5 stars A great read for all ages!
I really enjoyed this book. It has an engaging story and the main character, a bear, is both funny and has attitude too. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Rupi
5.0 out of 5 stars a quirky take on the detective novel
I am always wary of any book set in my home county because the authors have clearly never set foot here and paint the population of Norfolk to be a load of 2 dimensional... Read more
Published 15 months ago by thenorfolkbroad
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun and quirky
This is a well-paced and rather different story spinning off on an adventure with real action revolving around a teddy bears perspective! Read more
Published 21 months ago by Kevin Phillips
5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic deviation from the norm
I didn't know what to expect when I started reading this book. But was pleasantly surprised, it mixes 'Murder Mystery' on Midsommer scale with the added twist of a teddy bear... Read more
Published 22 months ago by HarrietKap
2.0 out of 5 stars A nice cozy mystery but doesn't deliver in the end.
This is the story of Thelonius T. Bear. He has sold his flat in London, ostensibly to take photos for his job as a photojournalist, but also to sample the Norfolk lifestyle, and... Read more
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