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Nobody Loves a Bigfoot Like a Bigfoot Babe [Kindle Edition]

Simon Okill
4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)

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Book Description

The Northern California town of Big Beaver has become a haven for Bigfoot, alien sightings and is home to The Phantom Bigfoot Bather. It's a town full of lovable misfits and crazies in search of the illusive Bigfoot and a forest full of Bigfoot girls who just wanna have fun. One particularly weird Beaverite, Duane, has kept the Bigfoot a secret, but to his utter dismay, a female Bigfoot abducts a teenager. Duane must use all his guile to stop his secret from getting out, especially now that MB, his close friend and crypto-zoologist, is on the trail, along with Sheriff Lou and the FBI. Can Duane keep his Bigfoot friends a secret? And what does MB discover deep in the forest?

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 464 KB
  • Print Length: 293 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1938985036
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Christopher Matthews Publishing (19 Nov. 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00AAL9UB4
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #560,168 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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More About the Author

Hello all my lovely fans from Simon Oneill residing in S Wales UK with his wife Shirley Anne. I am a writer of all things paranormal fantasy in both YA and Adult. I love to collect fossils when not writing and will often be found combing my local beach for fossils and shells or sometimes found in a local pub with a pint of real ale. Beer is good. Did you know the oldest known written recipe is of beer.
My YA series is Duane Dexter's Bigfoot Adventures Parts 1, 2 , 3 which follows the crazy antics of teenager Duane who can shape shift into a Werebigfoot, run amok in the forest and cause total havoc with the authorities. Each episode follows Duane's unique call to nature to save his tribe of Bigfoot.
Magic Is Murder is an extreme adult horror comedy in the style of Blackadder and Monty Python where Bianca, a celebrity author must protect a dark family secret from getting out, but creates ghosts on the way who certainly know how to fight back using magic.
Blood of the Eternal Moon is an erotic paranormal romance set in decadent Paris 1925 where a young woman wakes up in an asylum with amnesia and outside her worst nightmare is hunting her vampire scent.
Coming soon will be an erotic scifi comedy Hot In Bigelow where three drunken layabouts must save planet Earth from marauding Space Pirates.
SS-Steppenwolf is a paranormal history of WWII seen through the eyes of two German twin brothers separated by the Nazi state. Raiders of the Lost Ark meets American Werewolf.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Lovely! 26 Jun. 2013
Format:Kindle Edition
I bought Nobody Loves A Bigfoot Like A Bigfoot Babe in kindle version. Lately, I am not reading fiction, but I started reading this book, and I was pretty sure that I live in that very forest, step on the same shrubs that Bigfoot steps, feel the same as the Bigfoot do, understand their open innocent eyes, their feelings...

On one hand, I wanted to flip page after page faster and faster to see what's going on behind the next bush, or to hear an answer of an opponent in a conversation. On another, I did not want the book to be over soon.

I was laughing out loud forgetting that I am sitting in my char, but not participating in all events in Big Beaver. Once in a while, I was trying to identify in which character the author lives. I got an impression, but how could I possibly know? Obviously the author is a very kind and sensitive person!

I did not want the book to be over so soon, but blasts do not last forever...
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars WOOOOEEEEOOOO-WOOOOOEEEEEOOOOO 11 Mar. 2013
One of the best reads ever. Quirky characters, great location and laugh out loud situations. And the ending - wow!
If you want a rolicking fun story, don't miss this one!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars HILARIOUS AND OUTRAGEOUS 6 April 2013
Format:Kindle Edition
This hilarious, outrageous and original story takes place in Big Beaver, a town whose existence is centred around an endless series of japes and claims concerning the existence of the famed Bigfoot. Big Beaver is populated by an array of richly-comic, cleverly-drawn characters: amongst these are Duane, a rich layabout spending his time either cavorting with various Bigfoot or `doing' most of the town's female inhabitants; a wannabe Native American out to prove the existence of Bigfoot; do-nut guzzling deputies and their sexy female sheriff still with the hots for her FBI ex-lover. In a brilliantly-executed series of episodes worthy of a French farce characters (for a variety of motives) dress up as Bigfoot; Olaaa, a pubescent female Bigfoot, abducts a `pale one' in order to keep him as her sex toy; and the eponymous Phantom Bigfoot keeps fouling a number of Big Beaver bathrooms, discarding half-eaten do-nuts in the most unsavoury of places. The plot rattles along from outrageous events to uproarious japes to bouts of hot passion. This is a book whose hilarious twists and turns will keep you mesmerized. Check it out.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Witty prose 19 Jun. 2013
'Nobody Loves a Bigfoot Like a Bigfoot Babe' is was a highly entertaining and original read. I usually have a hard time with 'quirky' but this was so well done I enjoyed all the oddball characters and the general scenario. Simon Okill is a wonderful writer. His dialogue is sharp and hilarious. I read this book in a few days and it was a lot of fun! I look forward to discovering more gems from this talented author.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I am a Bigfoot Babe 23 May 2013
This was such an unique story! I really loved how the reader got to experience not just the people's perspectives but the Big Foot's as well.
I even learned a new language from it!! Pretty soon the whole world will be woo weeeooing and it will all be thanks to this book.
The story is well written and gripping. It keeps you on your toes that's for sure!
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