It's returned at no. 47 in 'A',s sales chart. Ok; I'm defeated. I officially concede to this lame duck!
Duck? Well, at least ducks don't need umbrellas when it rains.
Me? I'm off to buy an umbrella---the cricket season starts tomorrow, (when ducks can be found waddling around rural, sodden cricket grounds; or, indeed, for connosieurs of the great game, on the score-card itself!).