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Nine Inches [Paperback]

Bateman
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Book Description

13 Oct 2011
Dan Starkey, the ducking and diving hapless investigator, takes centre stage again in this brilliant new novel by the master of comic crime.

Radio shock-jock and self-styled people's champion Jack Caramac is used to courting controversy - but when his four-year-old son is kidnapped for just one hour, and then sent back with a warning note, he knows he may have finally gone too far. Jack has no choice but to turn to Dan Starkey for help. Recently chucked by his long-suffering wife Patricia, Dan has finally given up on journalism and is now providing a boutique, bespoke service for important people with difficult problems. Dan resolves to catch whoever kidnapped Jack's son - and very soon finds himself in the middle of a violent feud between rival drug gangs, pursued by jealous husbands, unscrupulous property developers and vicious killers as the case spirals ever more out of his control...

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  • Paperback: 416 pages
  • Publisher: Headline (13 Oct 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0755378644
  • ISBN-13: 978-0755378647
  • Product Dimensions: 23.1 x 15.5 x 3.3 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (16 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 165,330 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Bateman was a journalist in Northern Ireland before becoming a full-time writer. His first novel, DIVORCING JACK, won the Betty Trask Prize, and all his novels have been critically acclaimed. He wrote the screenplays for the feature films DIVORCING JACK, CROSSMAHEART and WILD ABOUT HARRY. He lives in Ireland with his family.

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The return of Dan the man. 17 Oct 2011
Format:Paperback
Once again Bateman delivers the goods. Dan Starkey, international man of inaction, returns for another mad-capped adventure that will have you guffawing like a legless teenager. Brilliant.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Another Bateman classic 21 Dec 2011
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I don't understand how Bateman is not more famous - his books are fantastic - a mixture of thriller and comedy. This latest one is no exception. I laughed out loud at times but then wondered how I could laugh at such hard-hitting material. I get very frustrated at Starkey his main character and sympathise totally with his (sort of) estranged wife. I'm now waiting for his next book.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Superb 16 Oct 2011
Format:Paperback
Really enjoyed this. Beautifully crafted witty prose. Great to have another Dan Starkey novel. Sad I finished it so soon.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Nine Inches
Nine Inches, Typical Bateman, witty, funny, action packed, heroic, touching and clumsy, in other words everything that Dan Sharkey is.
Published 26 days ago by Chris G.
5.0 out of 5 stars Welcome back Starkey
It is great to see Dan Starkey back, and he still has an absolute dogs life. Bateman is one of the few authors who can make me laugh out loud while I am reading and this book did... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Jamesy
2.0 out of 5 stars He has written better
This book was fine, but I felt that the writing was becoming a little formulaic - like a brand that has been over-exploited. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Bob Shrunkle
5.0 out of 5 stars A good story well told...
A good story well told... as usual. It's definitely worth 5* if you're familiar with Northern Ireland, otherwise it might be a 4* because I think you'll struggle with some of the... Read more
Published 8 months ago by K Magee
5.0 out of 5 stars Good book
First time I've read a book by Bateman and after this I shall search him out. Witty well constructed plot and good dialogue. Managed to read to the end page with out peaking. Read more
Published 9 months ago by japagow
3.0 out of 5 stars Dan Starkey's latest adventure
Colin Bateman's latest Dan Starkey novel, "Nine Inches", is a bit softer than Dan's previous adventures. Read more
Published 10 months ago by Sam Young
5.0 out of 5 stars Another laugh out loud classic in true Bateman style
Typical Colin Bateman in the way he describes N. Ireland life, with the humerous touch of incredibility that those of us who grew up there know to be more than a just a hint of... Read more
Published 10 months ago by Kit C
5.0 out of 5 stars Another classic from Bateman
This is a Dan Starkey novel, but it reads like a Mystery Man, and is none the poorer for it. Fast paced, witty, and as always with memorable and remarkable characters, Nine Inches... Read more
Published 13 months ago by mrmatt
1.0 out of 5 stars Very disappointing.
have read most of Coplin Bateman's stuff and this was not a great book sadly. saw the end coming about a quarter of the way in. Read more
Published 14 months ago by Richard Batho
5.0 out of 5 stars The title will always throw you
I'd been out of the loop and I missed this ones release, as soon as I seen it I knew I had to have it.

Starkey at it again! Read more
Published 15 months ago by Jaysus858
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