Only gave it one star because it's not possible to give no stars.
I take that star back. This is a no-star film:
I don't like to be critical: at least all the people involved in making this film actually got off their bum's and went out and made a film, which is lots more than I ever did, but...
The film they made was almost utterly pointless. It doesn't even begin to try to make any sense. It has no kind of a plot worth the effort of describing.
It's Rubbish on toast. Dire. Don't listen to the couple of lunatics on IMDB who said it was in some way good. They are wrong.
There is no "ironic" cheese value to be had. It is like a long, strange, grey, soul-sucking eternity in a dentist's waiting room, listening to a radio relaying the sound of a dreary man reciting a William Burroughs style mix-up of his tax return and a Reader's Digest edition of a Samuel Beckett play, except that that makes it sound more interesting than it is.
Please avoid it like anybody's business.
