- Hardcover: 208 pages
- Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books Ltd (22 Oct 2009)
- Language English
- ISBN-10: 1843174448
- ISBN-13: 978-1843174448
- Product Dimensions: 18.8 x 13.2 x 2.8 cm
- Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (25 customer reviews)
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 56,130 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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"The inevitable Twilight parody (we sooo wish we'd written). Vamp-lit turned on its head." -- Grazia, 10 November 09
One of Cosmo's December Books of the Month "hilarious"
--Cosmopolitan, December 09
'hilarious parody' -- No 1 Magazine, November 27, 2009
One of Cosmo's December Books of the Month "hilarious"
--Cosmopolitan, December 09
'hilarious parody' -- No 1 Magazine, November 27, 2009
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'I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me.' Heffa Lump is just a typical, pale and interesting seventeen-year-old, who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty. But then she moves to Spatula and meets Teddy Kelledy, an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong and never goes out in sunlight. Could he, just maybe - be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) A tale of first love, painful longing and even more painful pointy teeth, "New Moan" is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
dark night read.,
This review is from: New Moan: The Twishite Saga - A Twilight Parody (Hardcover)
perfect reading for dark winter night. very entertaining, great characters,no need to skip any ' boring bits',unlike some books with similar themes.
7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
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5 stars all round!! Excellent.,
By Gracey (England) - See all my reviews
This review is from: New Moan: The Twishite Saga - A Twilight Parody (Hardcover)
This had me totally laughing out loud! An excellent parody. New Moan captures those pretty idiotic parts of Twilight and highlights them in a way that will have you laughing whether you've read the original or not! A definite 'must buy' for all Twilight fans and for anyone with a sense of humour :)
18 of 19 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Hilarious, whether you love or hate Twilight,
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This review is from: New Moan: The Twishite Saga - A Twilight Parody (Hardcover)
New Moan is great - having also looked at the other two Twilight parodies available, I'd have to say this is the only one that gets it right. It's cruelly accurate in its skewering of Stephenie Meyer's sillier moments, but still able to be delightfully silly itself. Very very funny, and a perfect present for the vampire fan in your life.
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