New Moan: The First Book in The Twishite Saga: A Parody
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The inevitable Twilight parody (we sooo wish we'd written). Vamp-lit turned on its head. --Grazia magazine
Much as we adore the Twilight books, we know they're a guilty pleasure...this hilarious parody is the perfect antidote to Twi- guilt. --Cosmopolitan magazine
Much as we adore the Twilight books, we know they're a guilty pleasure...this hilarious parody is the perfect antidote to Twi- guilt. --Cosmopolitan magazine
Much as we adore the Twilight books, we know they're a guilty pleasure...this hilarious parody is the perfect antidote to Twi- guilt. --Cosmopolitan magazine
Much as we adore the Twilight books, we know they're a guilty pleasure...this hilarious parody is the perfect antidote to Twi- guilt. --Cosmopolitan magazine
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Heffa Lump is a self-centred seventeen-year-old who needs to grow up and get a life. Fortunately, the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence specializes in helping characters from kids books cross over into adult fiction. Unfortunately, she's distracted from her attempts to leave adolescence behind when she meets Teddy Kelledy an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong, and never goes out in daylight. Could he just maybe be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) Soon, Heffa finds herself harassed by supernatural forces on all sides: vampire goths peddling the deadly drug Emo all over town, Jacko-worshipping zombies trying to eat her brains, and werewolves lurking in basements reading copies of Wolf Whistle. A fight is coming, and apparently she's involved ... Will Heffa be able to narrate herself out of danger? Will Teddy learn that being with a girl doesn t always have to be about biting? And what will happen when the New Moan rises? 'New Moan' is guaranteed to make any fan laugh out loud with its irreverent and clever take on this popular series, which is brilliantly on the nose.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
dark night read.,
This review is from: New Moan: The Twishite Saga - A Twilight Parody (Hardcover)
perfect reading for dark winter night. very entertaining, great characters,no need to skip any ' boring bits',unlike some books with similar themes.
7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
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5 stars all round!! Excellent.,
By Gracey (England) - See all my reviews
This review is from: New Moan: The Twishite Saga - A Twilight Parody (Hardcover)
This had me totally laughing out loud! An excellent parody. New Moan captures those pretty idiotic parts of Twilight and highlights them in a way that will have you laughing whether you've read the original or not! A definite 'must buy' for all Twilight fans and for anyone with a sense of humour :)
18 of 19 people found the following review helpful:
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Hilarious, whether you love or hate Twilight,
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This review is from: New Moan: The Twishite Saga - A Twilight Parody (Hardcover)
New Moan is great - having also looked at the other two Twilight parodies available, I'd have to say this is the only one that gets it right. It's cruelly accurate in its skewering of Stephenie Meyer's sillier moments, but still able to be delightfully silly itself. Very very funny, and a perfect present for the vampire fan in your life.
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