Alderney Society Bulletin, August 2000
The book chronicles their often hilarious adventures in this staunchly pro-British country where the girls noted approvingly that the men "dallied with charming insouciance". More seriously, the author provides interesting glimpses of Nordic customs and everyday life in a nation then still recovering from the ravages of a savage Nazi Occupation. There are graphic descriptions of the beautiful Norwegian countryside and interesting comments on Norwegian domestic life.
We congratulate Barbara on giving us such an exhilarating read. Aptly subtitled "A Saucy Saga of the North", it is difficult to put the book aside once opened - surely the hallmark of a successful work.
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The captain fell about laughing when quizzed over the ominous sign on the bridge announcing "Full Fart". He guffawed: "It has nothing to do with tailwinds. It means full steam ahead." And full steam ahead it proved to be for the two English au pairs setting off on their madcap adventures in a post-war Norway enchanted with the British and teeming with frisky blond men smitten with the dark-haired, brown-eyed girls. Their "conquests" included a one-eyed, one-armed reporter during a disastrous assignment on a local paper; a Gregory Peck lookalike who wanted a blanket embroidered for his moose; twins Odd and Ole, keen to bath the girls in a tin tub; and a suave store salesman bent on demonstrating the "snog rating" of duvets in a large cardboard box in the stock room. Then there was the fragrant dentist who made earrings from baby teeth; the night the girls shared a bed with a steaming giant; and their farcical escapades with the strange northern folk in the Land of the Midnight Sun. All this, and more, in a fascinating country in joyous mood over the coronation in London of Queen Elizabeth II, great-niece of their beloved King Haakon.
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The captain fell about laughing when quizzed over the ominous sign on the bridge announcing "Full Fart". He guffawed: "It has nothing to do with tailwinds. It means full steam ahead."
And full steam ahead it proved to be for the two English au pairs setting off on their madcap adventures in a post-war Norway enchanted with the British and teeming with frisky blond men smitten with the dark-haired, brown-eyed girls. Their "conquests" included a one-eyed, one-armed reporter during a disastrous assignment on a local paper; a Gregory Peck lookalike who wanted a blanket embroidered for his moose; twins Odd and Ole, keen to bath the girls in a tin tub; and a suave store salesman bent on demonstrating the "snog rating" of duvets in a large cardboard box in the stock room.
Then there was the fragrant dentist who made earrings from baby teeth; the night the girls shared a bed with a steaming giant; and their farcical escapades with the strange northern folk in the Land of the Midnight Sun.
All this, and more, in a fascinating country in joyous mood over the coronation in London of Queen Elizabeth II, great-niece of their beloved King Haakon.
About the Author
Excerpted from Naughty in Norway: A Saucy Saga of the North by Barbara Godfrey. Copyright © 1999. Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.
Looking around at the faces of passers-by, I could now understand the comment by the Norwegian author Knut Hamsun in his novel Pan, set in North Norway, that the people were "strange and of a different nature to any he had met before". He wrote that one summers night was enough to change a child into a mature adult. But as winter closed in a "secretive stillness" came over the people "they brooded silently, their eyes waited for winter".
As this was summer I was not able to witness this singular transformation, but I learnt more about it from an impetuous young farmer who accosted me while I was watching the football.
"Hi, there!" he shouted as he clambered over a fence from his field and sat beside me. He was determined to prove that he had plenty of summer vigour, and the moment the footballers dispersed he inveigled me into helping him stack the last of his hay "and then, my love, Ill teach you about our mysterious northern yearnings".
My educational session in the hayloft was largely verbal, punctuated by short, lively exercises of a practical nature. My mentor told me his name was Peter "its usually shortened to Per" and he had lived in Tromsø all his life.
"You see, we have to work all the hours there are in summer and thats when we do our loving, too," he added with an affectionate squeeze. "In the winter darkness we get too tired. Some of us cant sleep, others of us sleep so long we dont know whether its morning or evening when we wake. We get disoriented because our body clocks run amok."
I said: "It sounds as though Hamlet must have been to the Arctic, the way he spoke of time being out of joint. Perhaps he wasnt a Dane after all."