I was running out of ideas for a present for my partner and came across the "Naughty Knot"! Basically, you wrap yourself up in a big red bow and then one pull of the ribbon it's.... Happy Christmas, Birthday, Anniversary, etc.....!!
Providing you're between 4'11" and 6' tall - bra size AA to DD, one size fits all. It's easy to put on (even easier to take off!) however I found the written instructions to make the loop of the bow a little complicated but once I'd sussed that part, no problem. You get to maintain your modesty as the bow covers up all of your valuable bits (until you're unwrapped anyway!!)
One tip... try not to make the bow too big or it'll look more like a floppy earred rabbit!