It's a shame I couldn't nominate 1 or 5 stars, because there are times when the last thing I want is the Black Box. Sometimes, through sheer fault of it's composer's alphabetically challenged surname (John Zorn), it glares at me from the end of my CD shelf and scares me. Torture Garden and Leng T'che last about forty five minutes each. The former features about forty tracks of every genre you can imagine mashed into a bloody pulp. The average track length is about forty five seconds. But what's captivating is that there's enough texture and variation to make distinguishing them easy. And the song titles are quite funny too (Smell of a Critic's Burning Flesh is a personal favourite).
Leng T'che on the other hand contains one track. The practice of Leng T'che is an ancient Japanese method of execution, and translates as 100 cuts. You can see pictures of an unfortunate victim featured in John's choice inlay art. Imagine the intro to some doomy heavy metal track. Then play it for three quarters of an hour. If you can sit through this you're probably dangerous. I'd offer to buy you a drink, but you scare me too much. Stay away.