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The Mystic Accountants (The Banned Underground) [Kindle Edition]

Will Macmillan Jones
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Just when they thought that life had returned to normal after defeating a dark wizard in the Lake District, Chris and Linda get a letter, followed by a knock on the door. Their friends are back, and they're in trouble - again.

In the mist-haunted Dwarf Mansion, the Banned Underground has played another gig. But this time the feedback has blown the Throne of the Mountain King apart, and the Banned must find a replacement on pain of, well, pain. The junior dark lord is out for revenge, if his satnav doesn't keep him from following the band. Grizelda, the off-white witch and occasional aunt to the teenagers, is busy with some mad monks who want to conquer the world starting with Wales. Maybe Dai, the drunken dragon can help? Will the Tuatha stay out of the pub long enough to render assistance? If not, Jailhouse Rock looms for the Banned Underground…

The Mystic Accountants, the second book in the Banned Underground series, is a unique mix of fantasy and Terry Pratchett-style humor for the rock generation and their kids. Different from other comedic fantasies, it parodies the touring music scene, bureaucracy, taxation and with its tongue-in-cheek slapstick humor, witty puns and word games.

About the Author

Will Macmillan Jones lives in Wales, a lovely green verdant land with a rich cultural heritage. He does his best to support this heritage by yelling loud encouragement at the TV when Wales plays international rugby. Having been an accountant for much of his working life, he now writes in a desperate attempt to avoid terminal atrophy of his brain. A fifty something lover of blues, rock and jazz, he has achieved a lifetime ambition by extending his bookcases to fill an entire wall of his home office.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 371 KB
  • Print Length: 210 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Safkhet Fantasy; 2 edition (10 April 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007TBYGI0
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #259,534 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5.0 out of 5 stars The Mystic Accountants 12 Mar 2013
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Brilliant, funny and out of this world! I am loving this series of books and can't wait to get into the next one. The awful puns are excellently awful!
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5.0 out of 5 stars The default setting is 'funny' 22 Nov 2012
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This is the second book in the Banned Underground series. I found it a better read than the first - and I loved that one. Maybe the author was getting into his stride - maybe I was getting into his style? The wonderful multi-species Banned (including bog troll, dwarf - now even a dragon!) are on a mission to acquire a new throne for the King under the mountain. Then they'll have the ultimate gig in the hall of the mountain king! The Mystic Accountant, meanwhile, has big things in his sights - beginning at The Welsh Assembly. Typical teens Chris and Lynda with their atypical aunt Dot are chasing the sect who kidnapped their uncle while the route of the whole quest is strewn with distressed frogs. You've really got to read it to get the benefit!

This is a `must read' for anyone who loves fantasy, anyone who loves a laugh. I think Will Macmillan Jones' default setting is `funny'. The writing style is easy, conversational, accessible and, did I say funny? We get to see the Banned's play lists too, and I have to say, I rather fancy attending one of their gigs - especially if they can manage to hold it at a beer festival again. Many fantasy lovers adore a series, a saga, and are disappointed to find stand-alone books. If you're one of these, look no further. This series, with its trail of distraught frogs, will run and run, I hope.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Deserves its own soundtrack! 8 May 2012
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This second outing for the Banned Underground was even more enjoyable than the first. The writing felt more confident and the gags, although still groan-inducing, were far less intrusive.

In the Mystic Accountants, Fungus and his Blues-Rock band inadvertently destroy Lord Lakin's throne during a gig. They are tasked to find a new throne before the Amulet of the Kings loses its power and the Helvyndelve becomes vulnerable to attack by Caer Surdin.

The 'quest' takes them from the rain-soaked Lake District, through the glamour of Stockport, to the rolling hillsides of Wales. The witch, Griselda, and her hubby, Ben, become embroiled in the quest along with the teenagers, Linda and Chris. Throw in some superbly mad monks, an alcoholic dragon called Dai, the hapless Ned and the beer-loving Tuatha and you have an amusing romp through comedy-fantasy.

The book works for me because the humour compliments rather than dictates the story. The author avoids sneering at the genre, in fact he clearly loves fantasy. The jokes ballance puns, double-entendres, irony, slap-stick and genuine wittiness. Macmillan-Jones also has a great talent for witty pop-culture references and a passion for music.

All-in-all its a book I'd thoroughly recommend. And I can't wait for the soundtrack.
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