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Didier Guedj , Maxime Valette , Guillaume Passaglia
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1 Oct 2009

The idea is simple: in a few sentences, people describe the various moments that have ruined their day. From the sublime and ridiculous to the truly mortifying, these snapshot anecdotes are all 100 per cent genuine, and very, very funny.

'Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded, "I bet you'd probably like to!" FML'

'Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises. I assumed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML'

'Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from hitting the wall. FML'

'Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy of her Twilight book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML'

'Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said, "Yes." My mom laughed and said, "Good one." My dad, for added effect, said, "Your hand doesn't count." FML'

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Product details

  • Paperback: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Michael O'Mara (1 Oct 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1843174146
  • ISBN-13: 978-1843174141
  • Product Dimensions: 13.4 x 1.5 x 21.5 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 211,025 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A BOOK TO CHEER YOU UP! 19 Sep 2012
There are times when one feels alone when things go wrong in life - the feeling of failure and embarrassment can be overwhelming.

It is easy to forget that similar or worse things befall other members of the human race and this book collects together some absolutely belting anecdotes.

Take for instance the employee who thought his female boss was slagging him off to his face - he retorted by insulting her size...she was on the blue tooth to her husband!

Other stories, some hilarious, others pitiful and some downright rude pepper this book, which should ideally be read in short bites - perhaps one to have in the loo or to dig out on rainy days!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
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The book comes from a selection of short statements on some terrible, funny or disquieting real event of the posters to the French FML website. Each entry starts with 'Today' and ends with 'FML' and most span two to three lines.

It generally cannot fail to lift your mood in either a schadenfreude sort of way, or alternatively in demonstrating that things can be a lot worse than what you are currently experiencing yourself.

The episodes range from the slapstick funny, to some downright horrifying (who knew parents could be so cruel) ones and while some may well make you cringe (believe me, some even Frankie Boyle would not laugh about), a chuckle or a laugh out loud moment is hardly ever more than a page away.

It's hardly a book for reading from cover to cover but as a source of mood altering anecdotes, it works really well and can definitely be recommended.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Cracking book!! 6 May 2011
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Bought for my Husband as a present..I don't think he's read it!!
(Note to self...sign up Husband for adult reading classes!)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious 24 Dec 2010
It's a collection of hundreds of unfortunate and snappy events which truly are 'fml' moments - I purchased it for a friend and she founds it hilarious. Well worthy buying if only for the occasional giggle!
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5.0 out of 5 stars BEST EVER 7 Sep 2010
By Chesney
I read the web site every day and then i found this book it one of the best books i have ever read if i was you i would buy it 100/10
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Bad days are a thing of the past 30 Jan 2012
What a brilliant book, started reading it whilst on deployment in Afghanistan, and it mad me laugh out load. Which after 3 months out here is no mean feat! Every entry amuses from a chuckle inside to a full blown, got to tell the lads laugh. I bought a copy to send home to my wife that evening.
Highly recommended to cheer you up when you feel low.
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5.0 out of 5 stars hilarious 14 Aug 2014
By donna52
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So funny. Lots of " that's happened to me lol " moments. Very few made up stories I think and had me laughing all the way through
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5 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars F*** my Life 11 Mar 2010
I laughed so much at some of these stories that stuff came out of my nose
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4.0 out of 5 stars Light hearted fun
Easy to dip in and out of this book made me smile, exclaim "oh no" and cringe in equal measure.
Published 9 months ago by jeannie
4.0 out of 5 stars Funnu
A funny book which made me laugh out loud plenty of times. Probably something to read at home after a rubbish day
Published 13 months ago by Catherine McGhee-Longbottom
5.0 out of 5 stars Couldn't put it down
So funny. I couldn't put it down. If you don't like this there's something wrong with you. Buy it now.
Published 19 months ago by david j moss
4.0 out of 5 stars Pretty good
This is quite a funny book, but not all of the items in there are going to make you laugh your head off or laugh at all sometimes. Read more
Published 20 months ago by Sunshine Bear
4.0 out of 5 stars Cheers you up!
This book if definitely worth the read if you've had a bad time and need cheered up!
Only downside is that east quote starts exactly the same - a bit repetitive when reading... Read more
Published 21 months ago by SC
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant
The book was in peferct conditions as said in the advert.
Very quickly the postage.
The book is very funny.
Published 22 months ago by mdcoral
2.0 out of 5 stars F My Life
I haven't actually visited the website for a few years so when I saw this book in the sale, I thought it would be nice to re-visit. Read more
Published on 18 Aug 2012 by Elle
5.0 out of 5 stars FUNNIEST THING EVER!
Will make you laugh.
Will cheer you up.
Will make you smile.

This book is genious. Makes a great present, especially for teenagers. Great gift! Read more
Published on 28 Dec 2011 by Stuff buyer
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