"An unfrightening rubbery relative of the original shark follows the orig family all the way to the Bahamas (no, really) where the mother becomes main character, and killed characters can return alive."
"Hard to get hold of, cringeingly awful family film starring Meatloaf and a cheap plastic looking baby yeti puppet, that has to be carried everywhere or pushed on a skateboard. Terrible but hilarious."
"Despite living in jungle, Tarzan has an American accent, and appears plucked, waxed, blowdried, and not unlike a Chippendale. He comes to New York looking for his monkey, and meets taxi driver Jane.."