"Zombie Nazis with green makeup that frequently washes off, terrible dubbing, visible filming equipment, laughably gratuitous nudity, a lake that's clearly a swimming pool.. ooh many many joys!"
"The zombies are sometimes slow moving, sometimes running, sometimes ninja zombies. There are zombie birds and zombie fish. And as for the levitating head in the fridge.. an absolute hoot!"
"Despite the obvious oversized "charms" of this movie, there's plenty more to enjoy. Bad dubbing, hilarious fashion outfits, wooden acting, a speeded up car chase, nylon wigs, and a boob-camera"
"The scenery looks suspiciously American, the Loch has a coastguard (who seems to think he's the sheriff), locals have weird Irish/Australian/American accents, US ambulances, and a CG monster"
"Popular with bad movie fans, terrible special effects, bad acting and dialogue, and John Barrowman gives the BEST LINE EVER in a movie (be prepared for your jaw to drop open)"
"80s popstar Debbie Gibson turns scientist-type after a prehistoric giant shark and octopus are defrosted and let loose, eating the Golden Gate Bridge, jumping into the air to chomp on a plane, etc."
"An unfrightening rubbery relative of the original shark follows the orig family all the way to the Bahamas (no, really) where the mother becomes main character, and killed characters can return alive."
"Hard to get hold of, cringeingly awful family film starring Meatloaf and a cheap plastic looking baby yeti puppet, that has to be carried everywhere or pushed on a skateboard. Terrible but hilarious."
"70s creature feature starring Joan Collins as a dodgy real estate agent taking people to an island inhabited by giant man-eating ants. Laughable special effects and plot."
"God and Satan are on a train. No, really. The next carriage is full of trendy kids who keep doing the same 80s style song & dance over & over. And 3 stories are told that make very little sense."
"When mum destroys a kiddy's porn, he kills her and grows up to be a chainsaw wielding maniac. Doesn't sound very funny, but it is a scream. Favourite scene has to be the pointless kung fu attack."
"Despite living in jungle, Tarzan has an American accent, and appears plucked, waxed, blowdried, and not unlike a Chippendale. He comes to New York looking for his monkey, and meets taxi driver Jane.."
"Starring "Sheriff Rosco P Coltrane" as the handsome hero, battling giant man-eating shrews (basically dogs with bathmats draped over them) on a stormy island."