"Oh no amount of words can describe the hate I feel for this slut. Her videos are practically porn and she's chums with Madonna! Will the pain ever end?"
"Woooo! Grunger Britney for those rebellious little girls. She can't sing, her lyrics are [put obscene word here] and she's so manufactured I can see the 'made in China' emblem."
"My God!! How did he get to number 1? and stay at number 1? What the hell? Why do I feel like I'm surrounded by morons, can't people listen to something good? AAAAHHH it pisses me off so much!"
"Grrrrr! The ****** covered REM's greatest song, that is just wrong...Michael Stipe can sing, you...cannot, so please let me put you out of your misery. Bloody British Avril, as if 1 wasn't enough."
"That is the funniest Album title I've heard for ages. If someone gave me that as a present I'd be so offended I'd snap it and proceed to slit their throat with it."
