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Mutton Dressed as Lamb (...any man would do...)

Mutton Dressed as Lamb (...any man would do...) [Kindle Edition]

Polly Thomas
2.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)

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Dawn Weston is forty-four and desperate for cock. Any cock. She will do anything to find one. She sits in the pub dressed like she is 20. She has no pride left. Twenty-years ago she was a beauty queen, now she is mutton-dressed-as-lamb - so desperate she is willing to humiliate herself in any way she has to. And then she gets an offer...

A short story of a Milf Humiliation. Word count: 2,037


It is her forty-fourth birthday and she is alone. Alone in the crowd. Look at her, sitting at the bar ever hopeful. Waiting. Mutton-dressed-as-lamb, she knows it. So do the onlookers. Dawn Weston. Not here for the beer. Only here for one thing.

Yes, the skirt is too short to be proper for her age, and yes that top is too low. Way too low. But she is well past caring what other people think. Let them look, let them talk; let them have a good laugh. She is not here for them; she is here to feed her habit. And she will feed it anyway she can. That’s the thing about addiction isn’t it? It will rule you’re life no matter how you feel about it.

So there she sits, alone and brooding, waiting for an offer. Any offer. She knows it will take time, but it will come, and when it does come, she will accept it. She won’t care who he is, she never does these days...
REVIEW: 'A painful insight into a aging beauty queen's desperation for a man - a short but powerful tale full of insight.' That-Woman, author of 'Mutton Mummy.'

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 74 KB
  • Print Length: 8 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Tantalus-Press (28 Dec 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B006R6MOV4
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 2.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #155,777 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Painfully harsh narrative of the fallen 1 Sep 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
There is no graphic sex in this short story but the demolition of Dawn's pride is brutal. Dawn's humiliation is in the mind not physical but is nevertheless painful to read. The author destroys the character completely as middle-aged Dawn goes to out to be used, accepts she will be used, but craves whatever feeling of love she can grab in exchange even if her abuser fantasises about her daughter. It is the short story of one night in the life of a former beauty queen with no self esteem whatsoever.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars sad 14 April 2013
By vjck
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what a sad woman she is having no pride in herself and living for lust .
very very short tale though
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Rubbish 18 Jan 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Don't bother. The story leads no where. One star is to much. Shame as it seemed very promising, but it leads you on
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1.0 out of 5 stars boring 12 Sep 2013
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very short story boring rubbish really , I don't understand where the title comes from . it was just about the way some one dresses
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