MUSINGS OF A MONKEY is the first ever book by Bristol-based blogger Steven Baxter. (Look at how I am pretending to be someone else, talking about me!) It combines popular and lesser-known blogposts from the Enemies of Reason, Warm Cherryade and Farewell Prozac blogs with plenty of fresh material, including a hastily-cobbled-together chapter on phonehacking, called “Hastily-Cobbled-Together Chapter on Phonehacking”, to try and desperately appear to be more up-to-date than it really is. There are funny bits and sad bits. There are bits about biscuits. There are parodies, spoofs and all kinds of jolly japes. You’ll love it. Seriously, you will. I'm not begging. I said I wouldn't beg. I told myself I wouldn't. I'm better than that, I said. But now I'm here and... I'll beg. Please buy it. Please. Honestly, I need you to buy it. Would you buy it please? Please?