"Brilliant music - but any record that includes tracks called 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now', 'Girlfriend in a Coma' and 'Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me' is not made for Anthea Turner..."
"I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die, I expect to find him laughing. Sardonically great, but depressing nevertheless."
"I only include this because their music makes me feel suicidal - not the lyrics, just the whole thing. Isn't there a Trades Description Act to prevent them using the word 'Greatest'?"
