Music To Scare Girls By - Albums To Avoid On A First Date

A Listmania! list by "djfolkfinger"
 
Tales from Topographic Oceans
1.  Tales from Topographic Oceans by Yes
The list author says:
  "An album so overblown that Rick Wakeman felt compelled to order a curry onstage whilst playing it live. Girls don't like it - I reckon they just don't understand its complex musings on the universe."
6.96   Used & New from: 6.63
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Trout Mask Replica
2.  Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart
The list author says:
  "The good captain's freejazzblueswierdy masterwork is a work of genius, but rather unsuitable for seducing the ladies."
Used & New from: 6.65
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Gris-Gris
3.  Gris-Gris by Dr. John
The list author says:
  "Your intended squeeze will be out the door faster than you can blink if you put this on. I have NEVER met a woman who likes this album."
7.36   Used & New from: 2.99
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (15 customer reviews)

Shoot Out The Lights
4.  Shoot Out The Lights by Richard & Linda Thompson
The list author says:
  "The break up of a marriage on record. You figure it out why it's on this list."
6.85   Used & New from: 5.39
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

Talk Is Cheap
5.  Talk Is Cheap by Keith Richards
The list author says:
  "I have learnt over the years that Keef's voice is an acquired taste. For some reason, most women don't have the patience or the will."
9.08   Used & New from: 4.68
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

Byker Hill
6.  Byker Hill by Martin Carthy
The list author says:
  "Ancient songs about lasses being deflowered in hedgerows. I think that's sexy, others do not."
8.82   Used & New from: 4.99
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

Brain Salad Surgery (Miniature)
7.  Brain Salad Surgery (Miniature) by Emerson, Lake & Palmer
The list author says:
  "Keith Emerson's fleet-fingered prog concertos have a place in my heart. Unfortunately they make women lose the colour in their cheeks and say goodbye."
10.07   Used & New from: 8.99
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (113 customer reviews)

Free Jazz (A Collective Improvisation)
8.  Free Jazz (A Collective Improvisation) by Ornette Coleman
The list author says:
  "There I was, trying to explain the complexities of free jazz improvisation, when I realised I was talking to myself. In an empty room."
40.16
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)

Back In Black
9.  Back In Black by AC/DC
The list author says:
  "I thought songs like Give The Dog A Bone and Let Me Put My Love Into You might create the requisite mood. I was mistaken."
3.00
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (177 customer reviews) | 4 customer discussions

Rock Bottom
10.  Rock Bottom by Robert Wyatt
The list author says:
  "Surreal, poetic soundscapes evoking the sea and nature... how could it fail to warm her cockles? Oh, but it did."
16.95   Used & New from: 5.96
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

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