Ophthalmology info, childcare tips, sound and sage advice - you'll be lucky to find any of them here. But Mulled Whines, the daily journal of a failed comedy writer, eye spy and stressed-out father of one, has been going for more than eight years and runs to three quarters of a million words, so there's a lot of something in there. Mostly bad puns and pictures of the author looking stupid, but even so.
