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Muffs Chuffs & Nonsense (Poems for Grown Ups) [Kindle Edition]

Jan Jack , Roger Thomas
4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (20 customer reviews)

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If you like your poetry a little bit naughty then this is the book for you...

Muffs Chuffs & Nonsense is guaranteed to brighten up a dinner party, liven up a girls night in, and even bring a smile to the face of your Mum.

Including wicked cartoons, and the renowned "I wish I had a Willie" this book is not for the faint hearted and definitely NOT for the coffee table....

"I read this book to my 79 year old Mother who now wants a willie. Thanks Ms. Jack! Great Fun!"

"You will laugh until you truly ache from the first word to the last. Not advisable to be read in prim or prudish company since one may have to explain the contents!

Fabulous contents, fabulous illustrations and fabulous book from Jan Jack"

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 428 KB
  • Print Length: 38 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007UHE3N6
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (20 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #151,959 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fab Fab Fab 19 Dec 2008
Format:Paperback
You will laugh until you truly ache from the first word to the last. Not advisable to be read in prim or prudish company since one may have to explain the contents! Fabulous contents, fabulous illustrations and fabulous debut book/cd from Jan Jack.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Dee-Lightful! 11 Jan 2009
Format:Paperback
A fine collection of naughty poems.You not only get tasty tidbits from the slightly twisted mind of Jan Jack but also whimsical illustrations by Roger Thomas AND a CD that will leave you wanting more.
I read this book to my 79 year old Mother who now wants a willie. Thanks Ms. Jack! Great Fun!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious stuff! 17 Dec 2008
Format:Paperback
These poems are definitely for grown ups, but the CD really brings the poetry to life. Make sure you listen to the extra track on the CD that's not in the book - Santa pays a visit. The festive fun and frolics will have you in stiches. Buy a copy of this as a Christmas or birthday gift for everyone you know with a sense of humour!
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5.0 out of 5 stars A very enjoyable book, on many levels 17 Dec 2008
Format:Paperback
A very enjoyable book, on many levels. Jan Jack's poetry is consistently entertaining (imagine an X-rated Pam Ayres); Roger Thomas's cartoon-esque illustrations illuminate the poems beautifully; and then the CD brings you audio performances that reveal these poems are at their best when performed. So this is a book you can enjoy on the page or on your music player. Excellent value!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Just what was needed 10 Mar 2014
Format:Kindle Edition
Picked up this on a really grotty day , if you want yo have your spirits lifted with a chortle or three then this is fab..Little bit of sunshine on a dreary day .
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5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, Naughty & just that little bit fab!!! 3 Feb 2013
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
Having met the wonderful Jan Jack I felt I needed to buy this book and I am so glad I did! As the title says its funny, naughty and just that little bit fab or to be honest a lot fab!

This book gave me a major lift when I needed it the most, the poems are brilliant, funny and most definitely naughty but who cares! I certainly didn't, I have since recommended it to 3 friends all of whom downloaded it and absolutely loved it!!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Muffs Chuffs and Nonsense 13 Jan 2013
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Clever work, clever lady
Funny lady - enjoyed and so did work mates
Class work from a class lady
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5.0 out of 5 stars Naughty - but Nice 11 Sep 2012
Format:Kindle Edition
Jan's verses are witty, amusing, and many cases, set in a believable context . Then the 'risque' twist appears and suddenly the mirth and merriment are on a different plain entirely. Very,very enjoyable.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars Poor substitute for Pam Ayres
I was searching for Pam Ayres on my Kindle (but she was not there) The search found the above book. It was OK, but nowhere close to Pam Ayres for either humour or writing quality.
Published 4 months ago by D. Jones
5.0 out of 5 stars Muffs, Chuffs and Nonsense
Hilarious and very naughty. Not for your aunty Nellie.
You'll chortle out loud so don't read it on the train.
Published 10 months ago by Angela Howard
5.0 out of 5 stars Fit for everyone!
Only Jan Jack could get away with this book! It's naughty, clever, risky and innocent all at the same time, just like the author. Read more
Published 16 months ago by Tamsen
5.0 out of 5 stars Such a funny book
My husband bought this for me & gave it to me in a posh restaurant. It was impossible to read without giggling so I had to save it for later! Read more
Published 24 months ago by DebbieS
5.0 out of 5 stars Impossible not to laugh!
Jan's quirky sense of humour shines through this book. The poems are fantastic and I have yet to meet anyone who doesn't laugh at them, despite their naughty nature! Read more
Published on 6 Jun 2012 by C Willows
5.0 out of 5 stars LOL
I bought this book by recommendation, it's hilarious, a great spirit lifter. The only problem is that it isn't long enough.
Published on 30 May 2012 by Tracy
5.0 out of 5 stars Muffs, Chuffs & Nonsense
This book of risqué verse is very funny. When I received the book my other half decided to look at it first. Read more
Published on 29 May 2012 by dumphimlove
5.0 out of 5 stars Soooo naughty... but nice!
Funniest book ever! Very very naughty poetry, had to explain bits of it to my mum. Laugh out Loud funny, just don't read it near the kids as there is no way you can explain what... Read more
Published on 23 April 2012 by Mrs. Sj Turney
5.0 out of 5 stars Ooer, Sounds a Bit Rude
Well, it is a little bit rude but delightfully so and most certainly not offensive.

Exceedingly funny though and if you're aware of Jan Jack's poetry talents either... Read more
Published on 22 April 2012 by Wimblebear
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