Movies NOT to buy

A Listmania! list by Andrew R Fawcett
 
Lara Croft Tomb Raider -- Special Collector's Edition [DVD] [2001]
1.  Lara Croft Tomb Raider -- Special Collector's Edition [DVD] [2001] DVD ~ Angelina Jolie
The list author says:
  "Awful. Poor special effects, laughable action sequences. Nothing good whatsoever."
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Die Another Day - Special Edition [DVD] [2002]
2.  Die Another Day - Special Edition [DVD] [2002] DVD ~ Pierce Brosnan|Halle Berry|Rosamund Pike
The list author says:
  "Starts promisingly but then Brosnan takes the usual turn down naff alley and makes a shocker of a film for his last outing."
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Lost in Space [DVD] [1998]
3.  Lost in Space [DVD] [1998] DVD ~ Gary Oldman
The list author says:
  "Total and utter crap."
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones [DVD] [2002]
4.  Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones [DVD] [2002] DVD ~ Ewan McGregor
The list author says:
  "We would like to assure the public that no human actors were used in the making of this film. A true cowpat."
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace [DVD] [1999]
5.  Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace [DVD] [1999] DVD ~ Ewan McGregor
The list author says:
  "Only just better than the top 4 but not much."
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The Mummy Returns [DVD]
6.  The Mummy Returns [DVD] DVD ~ The Mummy Returns
The list author says:
  "Put a banger in a cowpat, light it and watch it explode. That's infinitly more satisfying than this rubbish."
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The Mummy [DVD]
7.  The Mummy [DVD] DVD ~ Brendan Fraser
The list author says:
  "Starts quite well but then we're treated to the usual horse manure."
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King Arthur [DVD] [2004]
8.  King Arthur [DVD] [2004] DVD ~ Clive Owen
The list author says:
  "Clive Owen is so wooden I could make a hut out of him. Dreadful plot, script and acting."
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Spider-Man [DVD] [2002]
9.  Spider-Man [DVD] [2002] DVD ~ Tobey Maguire|Willem Dafoe|Kirsten Dunst|James Franco
The list author says:
  "Spiderman needs a CGI double to do everything for him..."
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Species - Special Edition [DVD]
10.  Species - Special Edition [DVD] DVD ~ Species
The list author says:
  "Decent concept but very, very poor execution."
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Alien Resurrection [1997] [DVD]
11.  Alien Resurrection [1997] [DVD] DVD ~ Sigourney Weaver
The list author says:
  "Dead for good, I hope."
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The Fifth Element [DVD] [1997]
12.  The Fifth Element [DVD] [1997] DVD ~ Bruce Willis
The list author says:
  "Tripe."
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The Patriot [DVD] [2001]
13.  The Patriot [DVD] [2001] DVD ~ Mel Gibson
The list author says:
  "Someone give Mel a good slap. He needs it."
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The Fifth Element [Blu-ray] [1997] [US Import] forum
Will [Blu-ray] [US Import] work on UK ps3 ? 		5 14 Mar 2012
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace [DVD] [1999] forum
The Phantom Menace-Star Wars 1 		1 28 Feb 2012
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider [Blu-ray] [2001][Region Free] forum
Subtitles ? 		0 18 May 2011
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider [Blu-ray] [2001][Region Free] forum
language besides english? 		2 17 Apr 2011
Lost in Space [Blu-ray] [1998] [US Import] forum
Language and subtitles 		0 15 Nov 2010
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace [DVD] [1999] forum
Subtitles 		0 4 Feb 2010
The Fifth Element [Blu-ray] [1997] [US Import] forum
Subtitles 		1 15 Sep 2009
The Fifth Element [Blu-ray] [1997] [US Import] forum
Blu-ray US Imports? 		0 4 Jul 2009
Species - Special Edition [DVD] forum
Species: Special Edition runtime error? 		0 4 Jul 2009
The Fifth Element [Blu-ray] [1997] [US Import] forum
Original or remastered? 		0 17 Oct 2007
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace [DVD] [1999] forum
star wars episodes 1, 2, 3 		0 24 Jul 2007
 
   

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